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platapus

IAM THE CHINESE MONKEY

About Me

my name is nick. i am 14 years old.i'm a freshman at woodside. i like hunting,shooting, and fishing.

My Interests

hunting/fishing/doing stupid stuff/

I'd like to meet:

another homeless guy

Music:

rock and country

Movies:

erenest rides again,biodome,hot shots,hot shots part deux,and dont be a menice in south central wile drinkin your juice and thats it

Television:

good times, whos line is it anyway, fresh prince,ninja turtels, power rangers

Books:

i dont like to read

Heroes:

umm my homies

My Blog

steffs dark truth please read!!!!!!!!!!

um steffuhNEE: nick..um steffuhNEE: we are talking about old tampons.killer kiwi55: ok what about themum steffuhNEE: i eat themkiller kiwi55: lolkiller kiwi55:wow um steffuhNEE: no really i love them ...
Posted by Damn it on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:12:00 PST

dead baby jokes

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.   Wha...
Posted by Damn it on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:21:00 PST

chuck norris

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out ...
Posted by Damn it on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:16:00 PST