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i'm outgoing... easy to get along with... and i'm a pretty outgoing person... "i'm a writer, a poet, a genius, i know it..." heh... i once had a band :D woo hooray for me... i'm shy, i'm crazy, i'm funny, i'm boring, i'm a nut, i'm leveled, i rock, i shouldn't have done THAT, i like to go out, i like to stay in, i like to dance, i like to sleep, i write, i'm musically inclined, i like people, i do karaoke, i like to perform, i draw, i paint, i'd like to make music for a living someday, i'd like to sell my paintings some day, i'm witty, i'm sarcastic, i'm loveable, i'm huggable, i remember to flush, i'd like to think that i am a good friend, i play guitar, i love music, movies, and art...
Name: Phil (Deez Nuts) Padilla
Birthdate: May 23rd, 1979
Birthplace: El Paso, TX
Current Location: El Paso
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 207
Piercings: nope
Tatoos: Two, one on each shoulder - more to come
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope, but a girlfriends are nice
Overused Phraze: that's crazy - Tracy Morgan from SNL as Brian Fellows
FAVORITES
Food: Seafood - Basically Pelicans
Candy: Peanut BUtter Cups
Number: 17
Color: Green
Animal: Platypus
Drink: Dr Pepper
Alcohol Drink: Crown n 7
Bagel: The Diablo - From The Bagel Shop on Mesa
Letter: P, for Padilla
Body Part on Opposite sex: Lips
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK Broiler
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee - but only as of recently
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk, rap sucks so much nowadays, but i do like old school rap
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies, ain't been a scary movie since the 70s
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i'm tired
Most Missed Memory: times spent with My Uncle Joe
Best phyiscal feature: lips, and calves
First Thought Waking Up: fuck! am i late!?!
Goal for this year: quit smoking and drinking
Best Friends: 1st My brother Orlando, Harley, Joe (Cachets), Jesse (Oh Billy), Mike (The Phillips), and Carlos (Payaso)
Weakness: Alcohol, and drugs
Fears: losing my sanity, and heights
Heritage: Mexican and Mexican Indian (Mestizo)
Longest relationship: 1 year 9 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yeppers
Ever Smoked: yeppers
Pot: yep, used to sell it too, also where i got my nickname JackTheReefer cause i used to smoke about an ounce a day
Ever been Drunk: oh yeah
Ever been beaten up: yep but not since freshman year
Ever beaten someone up: yep about a year ago fucker sucker punched when i was blind from left eye, still bashed his head into the table...
Ever Shoplifted: yep
Ever Skinny Dipped: yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: a couple of times, HEH - i'm good at it too
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green or blue
Favorite Hair Color: Black, sometimes blonde
Short or Long: Long
Height: between 5'0" - 5'9", but i've seen a couple of tall ones i'd like to ravish
Style: who cares
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: for some reason Skinny, i once dated a girl that was 87 pounds
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 2
What country do you want to Visit: Italy
How do you want to Die: cancer - there's no avoiding it
Been to the Mall Lately: yep it's friggin Holiday Season
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah
Get along with your Parents: sometimes
Health Freak: not really
Do you think your Attractive: sometimes, i clean up real good
Believe in Yourself: most of the time
Want to go to College: been there done that
Do you Smoke: yep, for one more day
Do you Drink: same as above
Shower Daily: hell yeah
Been in Love: i'd like to think that i have been, of course i've been in love
Do you Sing: all the time, had a band once, and had a karaoke company once too
Want to get Married: someday
Do you want Children: someday
Have your future kids names planned out: Jack - boy, Amelia Gregoria - Girl
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lost it a long time ago
Hate anyone: a couple of people
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