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Al Schwartz (alsphoto.com)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

If you're on my friends list, you probably already know most of what there is to know about me.I'm 30 years old. I'm the Director of IT for MassMutual Financial Group. I'm also a photographer. I'm married, so try not to flirt with me. My wife will beat you up. I love my sportscars and my motorcycle, and I'm online probably 10 hours of every day, so chances are that if you message me or something, I'll respond in a fairly timely manner. Send me a message if you want my IM names. If I think you're worthy, you'll get them.

Feel free to message me if you would like to purchase a print or publication rights to any of my photographs, or if you are interested in hiring me as your photographer.

Wedding PhotographyGeneral Photography

My Interests

Cars
guns
video games
boobies
t-shirts
Final Fantasy
Science fiction
funny all natural cigarettes
body hair removal
sushi
tattoos
piercings
toenail collections
having the dorkiest cell phones ever
grilled chicken
die cast collectibles
I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

I'd like to meet:

Humans, mostly...

My Friend Space
I have hella friends.

White Russian

Twinkie Face

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Music:

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Bad Religion
Benny Goodman
Billie Holiday
Bloodlet
Bjork
Coheed & Cambria
K.M.F.D.M.
Concrete Blonde
Dick Dale
Earth Crisis
H2O
Harry Belafonte
Harry Connick, Jr.
Hatebreed
Hell in The Cannon
Helmet
House of Pain
Morrissey
NoFX
Frank Sinatra
Faith No More
Seal
Tool
Infectious Grooves
Minor Threat
Ministry
Moby
Alkaline Trio
Into Another
The Cult
Death Cult
Southern Death Cult
Pennywise
Bad Religion
2 Pawk Shaker
Strife
Fall Silent
Chuck Berry
Elvis
Portishead
Primus
Rebirth Brass Band
Reverend Horton Heat
Saves The Day
Snapcase
Story of the Year
Stray Cats
SWV
Towa Tei
The Ramones
The Tear Garden
Weird Al Yankovic
Wyclef Jean
Youth of Today
Shelter

Heroes:


My Blog

Waterfal Pics - 4/20 edition

They're in my photography albumThe Tetanus Shot - I called it this because I got tangled up in rusty barbed wire trying to get the shot. I had to get a tetanus shot the next day.Glory Hole - Not like ...
Posted by Al Schwartz (alsphoto.com) on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:21:00 PST

My hike last night

Left at about 4pm with another photographer buddy of mine, got to the starting point of our hike south of Eureka, where all the Meramec flooding is happening right now. Its actually the northernmost t...
Posted by Al Schwartz (alsphoto.com) on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:03:00 PST

100 Acre Wood - a pictorial of my day

Went to the rally race in Salem, MO on Saturday. Caravaned down with my homie Dima. We took a little detour trying to get to the staging locations.This is the road less traveled.We saw a homosexual me...
Posted by Al Schwartz (alsphoto.com) on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:26:00 PST

The Child-Man editorial

This is a great article which pretty much sums up my own internal conflict between my desires to be a single guy who bags every woman he sees, and being a devoted husband and father.Enjoy.-AKay Hymowi...
Posted by Al Schwartz (alsphoto.com) on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:35:00 PST

Merry Christmas, Macy’s Elf

This is a reading from David Sedaris, an elf at Macy's in New York. Its an awesome audio exerpt. Friggin hilarious. Very dry, dark humor.http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5 066175Enj...
Posted by Al Schwartz (alsphoto.com) on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:31:00 PST

If I had a Hammer...

If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land, I'd hammer out danger I'd hammer out a warning I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my siste...
Posted by Al Schwartz (alsphoto.com) on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:31:00 PST

I just got done crying

I laughed really really hard....
Posted by Al Schwartz (alsphoto.com) on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:49:00 PST

Why the Office is awesome

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Posted by Al Schwartz (alsphoto.com) on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:03:00 PST

Whats the time? Diaper TIME!!

Diaper time FTMFW ...
Posted by Al Schwartz (alsphoto.com) on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:31:00 PST

New pics of my son, Michael

New pictures of my son, Michael, in my albums.Click here to view the pictures.Pictures courtesy of Dmitry ZaltsmanAl...
Posted by Al Schwartz (alsphoto.com) on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:59:00 PST