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About Me

Hmm...letse...My name is Eric. I was born in Olongapo City, Philippines. I have lived a good life so far...had many experiences that have led me to where I am now. Currently, I am in the Air Force. I am engaged to the most beautiful woman on earth...Amber. HOttie!!! Uhh...There are some moments in life when you must go off on a tangent totally unrelated to what you are thinking about right now...I am thinking about air speed of an unladen african swallow...i should be thinking about how to form a fully functioning automaton made of nothing but day old meatloaf and soap for world domination. Is the swallow carrying a coconut? no...it's unladen, bitches. ..

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My Interests

Playing my new STRAT. That and trying not to get stung by crazy scorpions!
AMbEr (my future wife!) Is A BIG iNtrest. I Love HeR!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can play guitar better than me...which is anyone else...And this band.

Music:

MUZAK...And straight up ROCK AND ROLL!!! I also like to play my own... like blues, rock, a dab o' metal and generally funky shiz.

Movies:

Kung Pow, Kung Fu Hustle, Matrix 123, Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, SpiderMan, Waiting, Accepted, The Matador, any Bond Flick, V For Vendetta, The Limey, Shoot em' Up and the one I made with your mom.

Television:

Television is poison for the masses. It is the weapon of choice that the government has implanted into our social structure to degrade the masses with useless diatribe and mindless entertainment. Rebel against the numbness and fight for your right to seek truthful information and knowledge!!! Don't let the man hold you down with his force fed dick cheese called mtv...Oh cool, Heroes is on. PEACE!!!

Books:

Books are for shmucks...I are literate nuff. If me wanted to reed good, den I go to library and reed. Buks R fore luzers.

Heroes:

Amber...Neo...Morpheus...Buddha...Dimebag...Herman Li...Steve Vai...Joe Satriani...Chuck Berry...Clapton...Eric Johnson...and Lemmy Kilmister a.k.a.the bassist/singer from motorhead with the huge moles!

My Blog

god d*amn golf

hello party peoples. I'm not partying right now as you can tell by my blogging. It has been a while since i've blogged but i'm drunk right now so I'm blogging. I'll see how many times i'l...
Posted by GuitarNinja (in training) on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:50:00 PST

I'm .1!!!

I'm the bestest. Not really, just going on a rant and brag about winning stuff. We did a talent show on Christmas day, just to brighten the day a little. There we eight competitors doing various acts ...
Posted by GuitarNinja (in training) on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:05:00 PST

Chuck Norris: Roundhouse

I will never wash my right hand ever again. It has touched a legend among men, one of the greatest icon in american history. It has been blessed by the grace of Chuck Norris. Today will live on in th...
Posted by GuitarNinja (in training) on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:25:00 PST

Chuck Norris!!!

Two words...Chuck Norris. More on this on the 30th of Oct.
Posted by GuitarNinja (in training) on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST

Don't read unless you want to lose brain cells...

Hello friends, family, and siblings from another mother. I've been away from the states for quite sometime due to one of Uncle Sams' callings. If you didn't know I've been deployed once again to a sa...
Posted by GuitarNinja (in training) on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:40:00 PST

Sandbox is Calling...

So yeah...Whats up kids? It's been a while since my last blog, but nothin' important has happened since. But now I blog cuz I have some news. I'm going back to a place where there is a lot of sand and...
Posted by GuitarNinja (in training) on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:42:00 PST

Repeat Reruns...

Hey...sorry, don't have much motivation to type tonight. K sorry. But hey...six weeks biatches!!! I'll see yah'll then. Peace!
Posted by GuitarNinja (in training) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Inebriated Confessions...

Hey internet friends! What is happening in the hizzledizzle? Nada much here...except I'm slightly on the faded side...if you know what i mean.One of my bros had an unexpected package come in. That pac...
Posted by GuitarNinja (in training) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SOre Winners...

Hey folks...whats cookin'? Nuthin' over here...cept my very heart and soul!!! Ok...maybe not. But it's still friggin' hot. Just got dun workin out. Fun times maxin' on the weights. But alas...I was tr...
Posted by GuitarNinja (in training) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Second Wind...

ALrigty kids...that was a gay band name but hey...thats what i'm running on right now. Just got off DFAC duty...and that was a long thirteen hours. THirteen hours suck when your high off Red Bull. WOo...
Posted by GuitarNinja (in training) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST