miss desire' {gq} - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i like to walk barefoot in the snow. carbs are fun for me. drinking is...ugh....half-fun for me. the sound of a tattoo needle makes me simultaneously nervous and aroused. i can make hair extensions (also known as 'weave') look like the real thing. i used to play bass in high school, have neglected playing for a half a decade, and am now back on the path of daily slapping. i can sing the theme songs to the backyardigans, blues clues, yo gabba gabba, and thousands more, without error. my son eats spaghettios and chicken soup with rice out of a can due to the fact that i can rarely cook anything pleasing. i sing (check out my top friends and click on 'johnny otis momma'.) i am overly sexual which causes problems at times, but i refuse to apologize for enjoying sex. indian food, specifically lamb saag, makes my tummy happy. philosophy is my favorite form of masturbation. vanilla is my favorite smell. i only paint my first four toenails on each foot. i used to work in a porn store (actually two.) i play mmorpg's on occasion, with Pirates of the Caribbean Online being my current obsession. i tend to talk excessively and i apologize for this ahead of time. 'boys' are a weakness of mine, and although some people think that i view them as disposable, i really am just searching for that big love. i kiss well, and cannot withstand inexperienced and/or foul breathed partners. laundry-folding is strangely zen-like for me. i hate the way new cars sound when you ride with the windows up. when i read books, i get 3/4 through, then lose steam.just like now.

DEAD AT 30

cancer

My Interests

i am omitting this section, due to the fact that it would be redundant.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can take me as I am. flaws, intricacies, and all. and maybe these personalities...

Music:

bad religion was my first punk rock love. otis redding. hope for a golden summer. sunny day real estate. amy winehouse made the album i always dreamed of. billy bragg. etta james. the leeves/jerrod, lftb/william and billena braggley: a tribute.

Movies:

my current top 10, in no particular order, are: high fidelity, the color purple, donnie darko, crybaby, pride & prejudice, romper stomper, 28 weeks later, brokeback mountain, love actually, sideways

Television:

i know i'm supposed to kill the thing, but i love it. LOST, Dexter, Law & Order - SVU, Robin Hood (BBC America,) Blues Clues, Yo Gabba Gabba!, Eli Stone, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Flight of the Conchords, Bones, and (not made for television) movies.

Books:

The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath. Bertrand Russell speaks for me in everything he has ever printed. Stephen King can do no wrong. graphic novels such as Kabuki and Walking Dead.

Heroes:

any single mother who makes it day to day.

My Blog

this just so happens to be on my birthday! all kinds of vagina should come...

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Posted by miss desire' {gq} on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:17:00 PST

im pregnant, again.

actually, no i'm not. that line always works for attention though. ;)
Posted by miss desire' {gq} on Thu, 08 May 2008 04:22:00 PST

hfags, yeah!

hope for a golden summerMay, 2 2008 at THE HIVE :: w/ Des Ark, Loss Prevention, Boxcar Bertha (FEM FEST BABY!)1214 Grove St, Greensboro, North CarolinaCost : Donationi am going. if you don't know who...
Posted by miss desire' {gq} on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:25:00 PST

rant in d minor - part 2 of ?

continued...not having sex is a big fucking deal with me. i absolutely love it and not simply for the physical pleasure of it. it makes me feel sexy, "wanted", and all that not-so-good hullabaloo. ...
Posted by miss desire' {gq} on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST

rant in d minor - part 1 of ?

so, yes, i know that my rip-off of bill hick's live album is truly not that clever. but, you know, i feel i have the right to butcher other people's thoughts so as to lure people to read my blogs... ...
Posted by miss desire' {gq} on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PST

fuck you guys, stephen king rocks!

The Mist: i loved, loved, loved, FUCKING loved this movie. critics don't know jack.stephen king can do no wrong.
Posted by miss desire' {gq} on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:10:00 PST

it was very, sweet. very.

i received a package in my mailbox that was obviously untouched by the us postal service. just a "to: desire' v. gary." in it was five copies of "our" cd and a hand-written note. he put my voice ...
Posted by miss desire' {gq} on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:56:00 PST

i need help from all of you.

okay, i am sick to death of not being in a relationship/having a boyfriend/dating/fucking on a regular basis/all of the above. i know some of you out there actually think i kick ass and deserve this....
Posted by miss desire' {gq} on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:20:00 PST

passive.

hello dear internet. i miss you so. i can’t pull myself away from the comforts of my bed with my scotch-irish chunk of flesh cradled in my ’nook.’ it’s okay. i still love y...
Posted by miss desire' {gq} on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST

i dont really feel like making up a witty subject line today.

i don't know why i even bothered to click on the "Post Blog" link. it could possibly be the myriad of blog posts i've been perusing of all my friends. they all seem to have something of im...
Posted by miss desire' {gq} on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:23:00 PST