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Vash The Stampede

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About Me

im a weirdo with a very twisted sense of humor. if u ask any of my friends, they will tell you. im very spontaneous, so if i change the subjest in a conversation, dont pay any attention to it. total spontaneity and over possessive judgement rule my life.... lol that sounds cool so i put it. I am a HUGE Futurama fan. My nickname when i get TRASHED is Dr. Zoidberg. i tend to do the Zoidberg all over my house when i get drunk. i am really deep into emotions, so i can pretty much feel how others around me are doing without them having to tell me. i am very gifted with words. some of my poetry i can spit out at random(and most of it has to do with love and hate and depression) and some i have written down. God, i havent updated this thing in awhile... this is a friend of mine's webpage. to view it, youre gonna hafta cut and paste the link in the address bar. she lives in... wait, im not going to tell you. shes very beautiful. view it and tell me what you think: http://www.nadz20.piczo.com/?cr=7&rfm=y
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Justin Terry
Birthday: june 2nd
Birthplace: leominster hospital
Current Location: at my computer where ive been for the past...*looks at watch* 6 hours
Eye Color: hazel and green
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Height: 6 foot 3
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: Scottish, Italian, FInnish, Swedish, English, and just a touch of German
The Shoes You Wore Today: A really shitty beat up pair of hiking boots
Your Weakness: cute girls
Your Fears: too many to honestly list
Your Perfect Pizza: xtra cheese and xtra pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be well liked
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh, fuck, its morning already? what happened to the pretty girl?
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: loving someone special
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi... its sweeter
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king... the food is... i dont know... heftier or something like that
Single or Group Dates: single.... you and your date get to spend more quality time with each other
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hrmmmmm.... *rubs chin* i dont really know
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate all the way, baby!!!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: both of em in the same cup
Do you Smoke: *blows smoke out of nose* why yes, i do. would you like a drag?
Do you Swear: NOW WHAT FUCKING KIND OF FUCKED UP DUMB ASS FUCKING SHIT-HEADED QUESTION IS THAT? ONLY A FUCKING ASSHOLE WOULD FUCKING ASK IF I FUCKING SWORE!!!!
Do you Sing: only to my wife..... other than that, no
Do you Shower Daily: no i dont shower...... i BATHE lol
Have you Been in Love: yes....... but then again, what is love, really?
Do you want to go to College: yes i do
Do you want to get Married: i already am.......
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes i do, sometimes i dont, depending on my mood
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes.. if things are spinning really fast
Do you think you are Attractive: not really.... except for my eyes.....
Are you a Health Freak: depends.....
Do you get along with your Parents: no. MY MOM IS A BITCH WHO CAN ROT IN HELL
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes. i fucking play outside in thunder and lightning
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: *severely slurred speech* now what kind of question...question...question...question...question is that? *HICCUP* WAITER!!!! 4 more beers for me!!! so that would be a yes
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what??? lol cigaretts, yes, weed, no, but i want to
In the past month have you been on Drugs: prescription drugs..... yes. illegal drugs... no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no.. sadly. my wife and i are in the middle of a huge fight....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no. my life sucks. wanna trade?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but if you have any, GIVE THEM ALL TO ME!!! I LOVE OREO'S
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: *gags self* sushi?? FUCKING GROSS!!! thats RAW FUCKING FISH.....
In the past month have you been on Stage: no... got stage fright....
In the past month have you been Dumped: ...... can i plead the fifth?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no... its too cold. my balls would go up into my stomach and never come back down...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: *drops purse* it wasnt me!!!! you have no proof!!!
Ever been Drunk: *slurred speech* i'm not as think as you drunk i am. i do not get drink. i need to go pour myself a drunk. never drive and drink. inkohol and gasaloon do not mix......
Ever been called a Tease: yes, by my own wife
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: i want to go out fighting.. i want to be remembered as a hero. if i die, when i die, i want to go out in style
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a doctor
What country would you most like to Visit: oh, too many to list, but if i had to pick one, it'd be japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any color
Favourite Hair Color: anything but grey or white... lol.
Short or Long Hair: long hair. definately long hair. i love to run my fingers through long hair
Height: between 5 feet even and 5 foot 10 inches
Weight: no more than 135 pounds
Best Clothing Style: anything that fits
Number of Drugs I have taken: lol prescription or illegal?? *flushes weed down toilet*
Number of CDs I own: over 4 dozen
Number of Piercings: none, but i want to get some soo bad
Number of Tattoos: none, but i want to get some
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too fucking many.....
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

First off, I would give ANYTHING to meet Criss Angel. I think he is SO amazing. the things he does absolutely blow my mind. He is so amazing and extremely talented. He is an awesome guy. Will Smith, Christopher Reeves(even though he is dead), The pink elephant down the street, that guy in fitchburg that always talks to himself, and anyone else i think is cool. i also want to meet hugh hefner. i mean, what STRAIGHT guy doesnt? that man is surrounded by gorgeous women all day long and he can pretty much get some whenever he wants. i also want to meet the boogeyman and beat the ever living SHIT out of him for haunting my dreams as a little boy ROFLMFAO

My Blog

the best farts in the world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrgObCe6JV8
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:44:00 GMT

Girl vs. Toilet Seat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTsBSSuLuQo
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:43:00 GMT

farts can kill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh5_0Ju352A watch the whole thing to get the funny part
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:42:00 GMT

George Carlin - Pussy Farts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUhdi9kep8E watch this one for a good laugh
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:41:00 GMT

News reader cannot stop laughing at model falling over!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0eINGyJHz8 you have to watch the whole thing to get the funny part. watch the model wobble as she falls down.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:35:00 GMT

G.I. Joe - Valor vs Venom Music Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-8foHBJOg8
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 21:52:00 GMT

i got SO wasted

yeah, last night i got SO wasted i put a pizza box on top of my head and fell face first into a pile of trash. my buddies had to pull me up out of the trash pile. i couldnt see straight if someone pai...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:22:00 GMT

nothing in particular, really

i guess you can go through life feeling lost and lonely, but it wont take away your unavoidable pain. theres only a few things that can soothe an aching heart, and one of them is having close friends....
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:15:00 GMT

im about to crack

i dont know how much more of this oppression i can take. im going insane. i need to get out of here before i do something stupid to myself or others. I can literally feel my brain trying to push its w...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 14:19:00 GMT

i have no idea what time it is

yeah so the other day, a while ago i was doing dishes and a glass broke in my hand and cut the tendons in my ring finger. now its stuck in a bent position. ive been wicked depressed lately too. im goi...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:52:00 GMT