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Sargeant Fuzzy Nuttz (The Worlds Smallest Giant)

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, You're next

About Me

Ok so well my name is Ben Rodriguez I graduated from Lakewood High School in 06. I work at American Eagle at Lakewood Mall...for now. But yea I plan on going to LBCC this fall and then transfer somewhere else like USC or UCSB. Well lets see what else I believe in love but I dont believe in marriage so I will never get married or have children well at least I dont plan on having children if I have one then Ill have one. I love to go on and on just talking about stuff that I find intresting and if you dont find it intresting than you can kiss my ass cause I dont care. But the one thing I love the most in the world is to eat I love to eat I will eat anything that looks good or smells good or If its on a plate I will eat any kind of food. Some people think that Im concieted but Im just confident and convinced. But I must admit vanity is my favorite vice.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris P. Bacon
Birthday: 5-3-88
Birthplace: Hospital Room
Current Location: North 562
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: The ones with the shoelaces
Your Weakness: My Danger Zone
Your Fears: My mother
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Jalapeno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To graduate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dont know
Thoughts First Waking Up: Huh where am I
Your Best Physical Feature: I dont know you tell me
Your Bedtime: When I drop
Your Most Missed Memory: I cant rememeber
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What the hell is that
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Hell motherfucking no
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Twice even
Have you Been in Love: YES, I am right now
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: YUP
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes, other times I believe in some other stuff
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Only on days that end with Y
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: Only when they dont piss me off
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Not anymore
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Well I wolrk there so I kinda have to
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes and it was good
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Que chingados es eso
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No ;)
How do you want to Die: In a horrible Car crash at 250 MPH
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Wrinkle Free
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever looks good
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever looks good
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'- 5'10"
Weight: 100-140 LBS
Best Clothing Style: Whatever looks good
Number of Drugs I have taken: ???
Number of CDs I own: to many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If you regret anything then you havent lived
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My Interests

Eating, Having fun, And Doin stuff
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I'd like to meet:

NE1 that thinks they are intresting

Music:


What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your ass
What makes you pretty? Your style
What makes you loveable? How dorky you are
What makes you fun? Your ability to keep smiling
What makes you irresistable? Your laugh
What makes you cute? Oh, just about everything ^.^

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Movies:

Con Air and all the James Bond movies
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007


100%

Captain Jack Sparrow


100%

Lara Croft


75%

El Zorro


67%

Batman, the Dark Knight


67%

Maximus


63%

William Wallace


58%

The Terminator


58%

The Amazing Spider-Man


58%

Indiana Jones


54%

Neo, the "One"


46%
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My Blog

HOW TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE!!!!!!!!

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give M...
Posted by Sargeant Fuzzy Nuttz (The Worlds Smallest Giant) on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:30:00 PST

Why Kids Should Get Beaten

Well I have been sitting down at my computer and I reallized somthing.  For some reason I have been bombarded through personal experiance, meaning I have seen it with my own eyes,&...
Posted by Sargeant Fuzzy Nuttz (The Worlds Smallest Giant) on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:01:00 PST

Sugar Mamma Wanted

I am now currently Looking for a Sugar Mamma.Qualifications:Must be HotMust be richMust not be afraid to spend lots of money on meMust want to spend lots of money on meMust have a voracious sexual app...
Posted by Sargeant Fuzzy Nuttz (The Worlds Smallest Giant) on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:45:00 PST

Chinese Food and Ice Cream Part I

Have you ever craved Chinese food really bad like really bad wishing that you open your eyes and see a bowl of orange chicken, chow main, and fried rice and some soy sauce on the side. And you think t...
Posted by Sargeant Fuzzy Nuttz (The Worlds Smallest Giant) on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:26:00 PST