songs about suicide |
so...if any of you have the inclination to do so, look me up on wikipedia. first and last name. what does it get you? funny strange, not funny haha.
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:03:00 GMT |
holiday handjobs |
well...this holiday season has not been so generous to cory as it has been very slow at work. so...for those of you that i care about that i normally would have got presents for, here is my solution. ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:55:00 GMT |
christmas present |
if any of you are stumped on what to get me this christmas, i will simplify it for you. i would like a grenade vest,a copy of the koran, and your address. ali akhbar mutherfucker.
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:00:00 GMT |
psst... |
hey girls, let's see if we can drive cory FUCKING CRAZY!!!! this week. pass it along.
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 14:26:00 GMT |
my new madness |
so i have a new fantasy...if i were ever to become a quadraseptillionaire, i would construct a spaceship and launch myself out of the galaxy. i would take up residence somewhere inbetween ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:01:00 GMT |
i don't get it |
guess i'm going to the beauty bar tonight. even though i'd rather stay home and punch myself in the face repeatedly.
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 07:25:00 GMT |
