Jampon profile picture

Jampon

About Me


JAMPON is a musical device that you shove inside your bleeding soul when you are thinking about murdering yourself. It might help you not die as soon as possible...
All BOOKING and OTHER inquiries are handled through this website. Jampon plays live as a singular completely acoustic guitar powerhouse who performs sets of original music ranging from 10 – 60 minutes long. Perfect for cafes, small rooms, art showings, raves, etc.
NEW CD - "Death Won't Go Away" - NOW AVAILABLE!!!
NEW CD - "Death Won't Go Away" - NOW AVAILABLE!!!
NOW ONLY $5.00 (FREE s+h)
NEW CD - "Death Won't Go Away" - NOW AVAILABLE!!!
NOW ONLY $5.00 (FREE s+h)
HIGH QUALITY HARD COPIES AVAILABLE via PAYPAL!
Includes bloody album artwork, protective gloves,
deluxe gift bag, and the self-help manifesto,
"Lose Weight By Dying"
Also available at LIVE SHOWS and OPEN MICS
Mp3 ALBUM COPIES are also available via SNOCAP on this website
***SPECIAL BONUS: When you purchase a hard copy of the album, you will receive the self-help manifesto, LOSE WEIGHT BY DYING. It is the literary companion piece to "Death Won't Go Away" that provides life guidance to troubled people with body image issues.
Initially intended as a simple acoustic self-help musical device for sick family members and friends, "Death Won't Go Away" ended up becoming a fully-produced, conceptual art-plosion about human suffering and suicide ideation that the whole world can empathize with and enjoy.
WARNING! Every single album cover for Jampon – "Death Won't Go Away" is comprised of the composer's BLOOD, SWEAT, and TEARS. Protective gloves are provided for the safe-handling of the material. WARNING!
VIDEO of the making of the Cover Album Art for JAMPON
filmed/edited by the famous Nathan Ober
Click below to listen to the modern-day equivalent of the Righteous Brothers:

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 27/12/2005
Band Website: http://www.jampon.com
Band Members:
LIVE: Thrusty Rhodes (Jampon solo - acoustic powerhouse)

ALBUM - "Death Won't Go Away": see album credits blog

Influences:Lebron the Professional Circus Hamster:

Lebron is seen here performing the
"Plastic Fantastic Hamster Tornado"

Sounds Like: Satan on the shitter, smoking a spliff

Record Label: Willy Crystal Recordings Unlimited
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

FREE JAMPON for all military personnel

WASHINGTON  The Army is investigating an unexplained and stunningspike in suicides in January. The count is likely to surpass the numberof combat deaths reported last month by all branches of the arm...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:14:00 GMT

INFORMATION Video, Album, Booking INFORMATION

Jampon VIDEO InformationThis short video was shot for the purpose of documenting the creation of the album artwork for the music/art group, Jampon. Filmed by the famous Nathan Ober in Columbus, Ohio. ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:58:00 GMT

"Death Won't Go Away" Album Credits + LYRICS

"Death Won't Go Away" Album Credits:JG Wentworth - Producer, engineer, musician, most bass JG really made this thing happen. He provided the time, space, and skills to give this stray baby a chance at...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:02:00 GMT