Chuch Norris |
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:51:00 GMT |
Heroes. Who is yours? |
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???
Try it without looking at answers
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Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 02:06:00 GMT |
Dollar Bill On Floor Sends Wall Street Into Frenzy |
NEW YORKWall Street investors experienced a sudden surge in optimism Tuesday when, after six tumultuous weeks that saw record drops in the Dow Jones industrial average, a $1 bill was spotted on the f...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:32:00 GMT |
Some good excused for the boss |
Employee didn't want to lose the parking space in front of his house.
Employee hit a turkey while riding a bike.
Employee said he had a heart attack early that morning, but that he was "all better n...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:25:00 GMT |
Confucious Says........ |
> >Man who run in > >front of car get tired. > >> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*> >> >Man who run behind > >car get exhausted. > >> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*> >> >Man with hand in > >pocket feel cocky all day. > >> ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:31:00 GMT |
Proud to be White |
There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.And then there are justAmericans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.You call me White Boy, ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:20:00 GMT |
Tonight at Ricks 5/31/2008 |
Tonight there is a top quality Easy Listening band playing at Ricks, If your are a fan of Frank Sinatra, Yanni, Barbara Streisand or even John Tesh, Ricks is the place to be tonight. There will also b...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:07:00 GMT |
motorcycle Accident |
Who the fuck left the goddamn gravel on the road? Just got a new bike and just after 1600 miles, I lay the fucker down and bounce my head of the fucking pavement. Who really needs a helmet when y...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 13:10:00 GMT |
Snowmobiling |
New years eve was a great day of snowmobiling, until....
I tried to wrestle 137 horsepower! Yeah thats right, that damn sled has 137 horse in that small engine.
I cranked the skis and popped the...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:26:00 GMT |
