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Jake

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

What i believe in: I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the art of a slapshot, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe in the "sweet spot", voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Beautiful women...Andy Bezeau...and more

My Blog

The Rules of Engagement for Dating a Hockey Player:

1. We want a hot piece of ass that no one else has touched as our"on paper" girlfriend. This girl most likely will not have been fucked by any other team members, thus she is Prime Meat (see Bible). W...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:13:00 GMT

Why we play...

The Mysteries of A Hockey Player This pretty much says it all..........The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsiblegroup of athletes in the world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his team...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:01:00 GMT