My arch-nemesis, with whom I shall have a long-running and terrible rivalry, culminating in a massive climactic showdown from which one of us will emerge triumphant, only to realize too late that the entirety of our conflict arose from a tragic misunderstanding, and that under other circumstances we could have, nay, would have been fast friends, and would have built wonderful and lasting contributions to society, making the lives of those around us incalculably better, and the world a safer, more pleasant place.