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About Me

Just in time for Valentine's Day...A tale of forbidden love:Don't mess with the muffins...FUCK THE AFTERPARTY - LETS GET SOME SHOESHot headed accountant/Hot blooded music junkieAfter accepting that I'd never be the next Joan Jett, I took my passion for music and my love of enterprise (read:MONEY), and planted myself in the deep dark financial bowels of the music biz. I love it and hate it at the same time; but I would'nt have it any other way."The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." Hunter S. Thompson. (1939 - 2005)A b-day poem by ST pour moi:
It's a pleasure to know her, she's a sight to behold
Beautiful, loving, and just a bit bold
She's not ordinary, she's one of a kind
Like antique gold, she is a rare find
Sultry dark eyes, raven black hair
An angel on earth, no one can compare
A heavenly creature sent from above
Joy is her name, and Joy means love.

My Interests

ARE YOU SITTING COMFORTABLY? THEN WE'LL BEGIN
♥ indie music
♥ stripes and polka dots
♥ The Bovine (but not the muppet swine that inhabit it)

♥ 40's pinup photography
♥ Kensington Market
♥ jagermeister and a few other select intoxicants
♥ George Orwell
♥ the lights of Vegas
♥ romance
♥ sweet kisses from my sweetheart

♥ retro kitsch
♥ chocolate (it's the equivalent of catnip for females!)
♥ muffins+tarts+other tasty treats (but NO FLAKY PASTRIES please!!)

♥ The Zits (formerly known as The Zit Remedy)
♥ long drives
♥ New York City
♥ marshmallow scented perfume (it does exist!!)
♥ bite marks ;)
♥ shockingly high heels
♥ vintage Betsey Johnson dresses
♥ long lashes
♥ smokey black eyeliner and boys that know how to wear it!

dare to diss The Sixx: face the consequence ;)
I've also been known to be an avid cheese connoisseur, particularly the aged variety such as this: AHAHAHA!!

I'd like to meet:

I'm lucky - I'm already surrounded by classy broads and fellasAside from them, it would be just peachy to meet folks that are in check with reality and use more than 1% of their brain capacity.Have a nice day kiddies!!

Music:

metal, glam and new wave. maybe a little brit pop now and then. what can I say, guilty pleasures make life interesting Motley-The addiction I can't shake
Thanks Darron & Rox for a highly amusing night...10/2/06 Coming soon...(lookey who's opening!)The newest addition to the LS roster:

Movies:

BLAH

Heroes:

BE YOUR OWN GREATEST HERO!!! "We are all of us living in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde

My Blog

The aftermath...

Ah Baltimore...so much evil, so little time. Since I'm a numbers type of gal...here's the final count: 1 (city) to 5 (betches): 1 gallon of Wild Turkey 2 dozen cocktails (give or take a few)3 sil...
Posted by ~Joy on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:59:00 PST

Attack of the Muffins - Part Deux

It's been a long time coming, but it's finally happening! Jan 26-28 ATTACK! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! oh, wait: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is a term used by 2 year olds on swingsets, not by fully grown adults. ...
Posted by ~Joy on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:32:00 PST

Pan. Addendum - for the violently deranged.

As true as it is, I'm tired of having this negative shit on my front page. So for the certain hopeless rednecks that require a little reminder now and then, here it is, archived for posterity, plain a...
Posted by ~Joy on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST

wow...time flies

I can't believe it's December already! Today's my parents THIRTY-SECOND anniversary - whoa. My dad still buys my mom flowers every year...they're so cute it makes me gag LOL If anyone wonders where I ...
Posted by ~Joy on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST

Paper and Canvas - the most precious gifts ever.

It's my thirtieth birthday today. I'm not going to hide my age or cry over it because in those thirty years a lot of amazing, crazy, unreal and wonderful things have happened and I'm really proud and ...
Posted by ~Joy on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:29:00 PST

Check em' out - Ill Scarlett & Trash Gallery

Well I think it's obvious I'm not exactly into ska and reggae influenced stuff (except Rancid!) But, my boss and I went down to the MTV Canada studios last week to meet with a potential new client and...
Posted by ~Joy on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:01:00 PST

New York New York

Had the best time in New York with the Angels and my favorite guy over the past 5 days....so sad to see it come to an end but the memories will last forever and there will be many more ...
Posted by ~Joy on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:39:00 PST

A preview of whats to come

mmm only a few more days till another week of bliss with Mr. Wayne Love you! xox~joy...
Posted by ~Joy on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:18:00 PST

Good times with the one you love...

ok so we all look like a bunch of goofs but at least we're CUTE goofs right? good times love you and cant wait to make more memories with you..good hair bad hair drunk sober anytime anywhere! next st...
Posted by ~Joy on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 06:44:00 PST

DRUNK DIALING RANT!!!

What is the deal with drunk dialing? Some fucktard decided to call me at 4am last night (this morning?) to ask me out. How charming. Not really. Especially considering we haven't spoken in oh, about 8...
Posted by ~Joy on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:31:00 PST