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Johnson

If I knew it was gonna be that kind of party, I woulda stuck my Dick in the mash potatoes!

About Me

i love beer, i have a cool bitch, i have 2 hairy bitches, i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast Click here for your own Myspace Layout

My Interests

Extreme Lawnmower Racing, Proffesional Lawn Darts, the time honored sport of beer pong, quail hunting with dick cheney, making reggae beats, couch fishing, donkey punching, playing the "blackout game, placing nipple clamps on things that arent nipples but also on nipples, chewing juicy fruit gum, fixing cracks in my windshield, practicing to enter every event in the outdoor games (log rolling, tree sawing, playing with high powered chain saws), juggling chainsaws, also a big fan of gasonline fights.. Im a modern day rennasiance manold website from England --- www.geocities.com/njship/njship

I'd like to meet:

A sober Scott Gomery....Jack Bauer because he is the millenium version of Chuck Norris..

Music:

Chili Peppers... Tribe..... Roots..... Pearl Jam.... anything really-- --mood depicted preference is an easy out of this categoryAlso now that Stern is back on no need for music Howard 100 featuring the stern pack and 101 with Bubba the Love Sponge absolutely worth the subscription fee.... and fo' free the Kidd Show 94.1.... amazing shit

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Super Troopers (anything by Broken Lizards is great), Dumb and Dumber, the usual Gangsta Movies---- Godfather- Carlito's Way- Scarface-- Goodfella's, Batman Begins..... Terintino anything, hmmmmm........... Terminator 2 (first R rated movie), LOTR, Most of Kevin Smith's movies, Anything Guy Ritchie- Lock Stock- Snatch- Layer Cake, Blow, Fear and Loathing.... this list goes on....

Television:

The Shield, South Park, Seinfeld, Sopranos, 24, Simpsons, The Office, Family Guy, Prison Break, I bet you really actually give a shit

Books:

Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, LOTR

Heroes:

you

My Blog

3 Liter Mad Elf Bottles for xmas gifts

Anyone looking for a great holiday look no further. What is the best thing in the world? I'll tell ya... BEER! and whats good about beer? It gets you lit! The Brewery I work for has bottled 3 liter bo...
Posted by Johnson on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:24:00 PST

takin the dog to a beer fest

Guinnes wanted to go to the beer fest @ ommegang this weekend so she had to be decked out:Guinness made herself a Beer Fest T-shirt for this weekend:...
Posted by Johnson on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:47:00 PST

Do not feed this kid alcohol

Warning: If you know this guy and are at a hockey game do not... I REPEAT.. DO NOT.... feed him alcohol he may blackout and fall asleep in the middle of a game... then wake up and yell profanity's at ...
Posted by Johnson on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:17:00 PST

pictures of mark from the park on stern

Look at this golumn lookin mother fucker: (from howardstern.com)MORE THAN A PRETTY VOICEBefore he got to the details of the bands possible SIRIUS show, Jimmy introduced Mark the Bagger, who will...
Posted by Johnson on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:28:00 PST

Mark from the Park on Howard Stern

While driving today down 202 heading towards wilmington around 8:00 in the morning as I was listening to Howard Stern on my Sirius Radio (buy one) I almost wrecked my car in shock and laughter durring...
Posted by Johnson on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 03:15:00 PST

Philly Beer Map

http://beermapping.com/maps/phillybeer.html  
Posted by Johnson on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:56:00 PST