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Jenna

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hm well lets see...I'm gay. I enjoy wrapping broken balloons around the necks of small children. I plan to take over the world with Alysha and since she's satan and all, when I die I'm going to hell with her so I can sell popcorn at the movies and be employee of the year, every year. I also enjoy retirement home pornos, elise's dorkiness, french kissing the elderly, going to therapy with Ellie, with monopoly money stuffed in our bras, making love to the furniture while the therapist guy watches, and making him strip for the monopoly money. Funky butt sex with Kyle...stupid mississippi. The guy on wrong turn who runs around laughing. FAIRIES..oh yes. Uhm, popbands, gangster things..gangs....bloods/crips whatever. access denied terrance -carl from as told by ginger. haha cheyenne, we're gonna marry him. I also enjoy playing the "justin and lance" game my loverly best friend Ashley. Super kipper and ginger forever dollface. And finally, calling people by weird names like Dollface, sugarlips, sweetcheeks, and sugardumplin...Good day sir.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy/girl who created the oh so awesome show, The Teletubbies. That little girl on Titanic who says, "It's not a boat daddy, Its a ship." Monica Lewinski, the Oscar Meyer Weiner guy/girl, Ellie's mom, My great great great grandpapi, President Lincoln, That one guy on America's Most Wanted who's wanted for not paying child support for his 4 kids, whoever invented tampons, and the fairy..uh Christa, from Ferngully.

My Blog

Die merferkers. ^.^

It was a soft gentle night in the little town of, of, well, your town. The gentle breeze swept the streets creating that pleasant howl that these kind townfolks have enjoyed for so many, many years. T...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jan 2005 03:10:00 GMT