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Abugawug-Ah!
I'm Asian.
I suck at Math.
I don't know kungfu/judo/taekwondo.
Update: Jackie Chan is not my brother.
Edit: Neither is Jet Li.
me llamo [ask me?]
unemployed but not broke
born in {care to guess?!}
been to England & France
been living in the U.S. for more than 10 years
hates DRINKING water
(H2O intake is goin up recently)
(it does the body goOd)
tries to avoid soda, but fails miserably
loves OJ w/ crushed ice
hates steamed rice
loves fried rice
loves stir fry
loves Asian foOd
loves American foOd
loves European foOd
loves foOd in general
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the doOr for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
above~mktg joke~above
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Do you realize the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?
If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
"How old are you?"
"I'm four and a half!"
You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back.
You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
"How old are you?"
"I'm gonna be 16!"
You could be 13, but hey, you are going to be 16.
And then the greatest day of your life...you become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony...
YOU BECOME 21YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED, we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling.
What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30... then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away!!!
Before you know it,
you REACH 50... and your dreams are gone.
But wait, you MAKE IT to 60 - you didn't think you would!
So you:
BECOME 21
TURN 30
PUSH 40
REACH 50
and
MAKE IT to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you... HIT 70!
After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle:
You HIT lunch
You TURN 4:30
You REACH bedtime.
My grandmother won't even buy green bananas! It's an investment, you know, and maybe a bad one!!
And it doesn't end there... into the 90s, you start going backwards:
"I was JUST 92."
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.
"I'm 100 and a half!"
Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous. ~Carrie, Sex and the City
