Jeff

Will do almost anything on a Fri./Sat. night so that I have another story to tell grandkids, often a walking contradiction (high on morals, but with a propensity to talk like a sailor) I love kegstands and drawing penises on the faces of passed-out friends (you know who you are) but I also love molecules/DNA (those alpha-helices are electric) and long romantic Tahoe-shoreline walks at sunset with my bitches. Pet peeves include dishonesty, flakiness, mind-games, 'guys' that wear pink, white guys that wear their hats sideways, hampsters and robots (sorry kevin), and when the waitress puts lemon in my water. True-gemini (schizophrenic), I have a knack for political incorrectness and sarcasm; a 'steak and potatoes' kind of dude (can't tell you how many times my mother found salad in the toilet and/or dryer) turn-ons are girls that wear glasses and order Guinness; can hold their own in a conversation and at the jukebox. I'm also a sucker for lingual palpation of my tragus and penna. Turn-offs are girs who wear way too much makeup, girls that smoke (don't you know that shit'll paralyze the cilia in your trachea? do the words 'pulmonary toilet' mean anything to you?), have no sense of humor or regard for intelligence, and girls who date guys who wear pink. I love my family, my RED Fender guitar, and small furry animals (excepting the hampsters); I hate any lake other than Tahoe, oh and I also hate Adam Hebenstreich and Todd O'Gara.Oh and I did just buy a short-bus with a rock concert built inside, see below if you don't believe me. (And yes it has a smoke machine on board).

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