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AK

I'll have the roast duck with mango salsa

About Me

I still live in the same town I grew up in, so I got that going for me, which is nice. I have a dog, he likes to swim and write poetry. I have a strong dislike for cats, they're sneaky and they conspire to kill people. I have known a lot of my friends since middle school and my best friend since pre-school. Oh yeah, I can do a pretty mean impression of Cher and Rita Cosby.

My Interests

Traveling, the beach (hey-I'm a Florida native), dogs (NOT cats!), sports: the Miami Heat (go Wade!), Miami Dolphins, golf (I've decided to join the tour)cooking (I LOVE to cook!), unicorns, ligers (bred for their skills in magic), airboats, scissors, bottled water, french fries, french toast, french bread, french dressing, llamas, Lorenzo Llamas, David Hasselhoff's music, corn, double-sided tape, the African Ant-eater Dance.

I'd like to meet:

Buck Rogers, David Hasselhoff, Molly Ringwald, Mr. T, Michael Dukakis, Emilio Estevez, Don Johnson, Ian Ziering, Cory Feldman, Cory Haim, Clayton Bigsby

Music:

Ratt, Poison, Anthrax, any hair-band that is named after a toxic substance or an animal that is known for its uncleanliness. Seriously though....Jack Johnson, G.Love, Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Alkaline Trio, OAR, Blink 182, Unwritten Law, Green Day, Beastie Boys, Less Than Jake, +44, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Thursday, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Barry Manilow and Hall & Oats. (ok, maybe not the last two)

Movies:

Of course any Airplane or Naked Gun movie...anything by the Farrelly Brothers (There's Something About Mary, Kingpin, etc.)...Office Space...Swingers...Caddyshack...Better Off Dead...Super Troopers, 40 y/o Virgin, Wedding Singer, Wedding Crashers, dry humor and slapstick comedies are clearly my favorites, Say Anything, and anything with Molly Ringwald (not so much).

Television:

Scrubs is hands down my favorite TV show...there aren't many shows on TV whose schedule I keep track of, but I try not to miss My Name is Earl and The Office.

Heroes:

Richard Dean Anderson as MacGyver