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MarkTheAnalMan

Hey everybody, it's Mark the Anal Man!!!

About Me

My headline says it all... .. ..

My Interests

Spending time in the library reviewing newspapers for clues about my theories.

I'd like to meet:

The chick I followed home from the mall and waited in her driveway until the cops came.

Music:

Type O-Negative, Motorhead, Ramones, Hawaiian Pups.

Movies:

I don't go.

Television:

Stargate.

Books:

None.

Heroes:

Alex Jones.

My Blog

The New World Order

Take a look at this and spread the word. http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/fake_invasion .htm We can't let the New World Order take control. ...
Posted by MarkTheAnalMan on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 01:33:00 PST

A good day at the canal

What a nice day today was. It was so nice I decided to go fishing after work so I headed down to the Barge Canal. I made my way to the James St. bridge and hung my pole over the railing and dropped m...
Posted by MarkTheAnalMan on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:52:00 PST

4th shot

ok, 4th shot down. Another $200 and my ass hurts again. Only one more to go! Todd, you owe me big time. Wednesday, March 22, 2006 ...
Posted by MarkTheAnalMan on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:46:00 PST

Stupid Squirrels

Ok, so it's Saturday night and I'm settling in for a game of Battleship against the computer when my partner Todd calls to tell me about a party. He says that there'll be a bunch of broads there and a...
Posted by MarkTheAnalMan on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:25:00 PST

Chinese Restautants

I have been wondering lately why you never see stray dogs or cats around a Chinese restaurant. A new Chinese place opened up down the street from my apartment about a month ago. Before that, there we...
Posted by MarkTheAnalMan on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:17:00 PST

dead animals

Why do dead animals have to sleep in the road? And why do they have to be dark? I'm riding my moped home last night and all of a sudden, whump-whump, and I'm laying in the road. There was a dead racc...
Posted by MarkTheAnalMan on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:55:00 PST