MyGen
Profile GeneratorThe art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much.
Things to make ya think
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also
be the world to one person.How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom
door you're on.Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing
is free yet?We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp,
some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and
all are different colors.... but they all have to learn to live in
the same box.Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer
you live.The human race is doomed from these warning labels I saw.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow:
Not intended for highway use.Can of air freshener.:
For use by trained personnel only.Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "crowd-surfing" at a concert:
Always drive on roads. Not on people.Bag of cat biscuits:
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.VCR box:
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
