I consider myself to be a dork. Most people would think that is a bad thing, not me. The cool thing is, knowing that I am a dork allows me to be myself. In the begining I am a dork and in the end nothing has changed. I beleive it helps me with my comedy especially with my improv. I'm doing what is natural for me. My true colors come through when I do my comedy. Most of my jokes are really corny, mainly because I see a joke in every situation. I am seriously into comedy. There is no "if" I am going to make it, I will. You may ask, "What will you do if you don't make it?" My response is, I'll just have to try harder. A teacher once told me something and I have a weird feeling that he must of known he was telling it to a comedian. It is a statement I will never forget and will always live by, "Take your work seriously, Just don't take yourself seriously."
How to make a jewish comedian
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
5 parts silliness
3 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Full Name:: Benjamin
Birthday:: May 25, 1983
Birthplace:: Aurora, Colorado
Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: Brown
Height:: 5' 11"
Weight:: 170ish lbs
Right handed or Left handed?: Right
Your Heritage:: Jewish
My Worst Habit:: Procrastinating
Zodiac Sign:: Gemeni
Shoe Size::
Pants Size::
Innie or Outie?: outie
Parents Still Together?: not for a long long time
The Shoes You Wore Today:: my work shoes and then my vans
Your Weakness:: Candy
Your Fears::
Your Perfect Pizza:: sweet peppers and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Do more Standup
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Is it time to go back to sleep yet?
Your Best Physical Feature:: My dimples
Your Bedtime:: after 1am
Your Most Missed Memory:: camping
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: light green
Food?: pasta
Sport?: 8-ball
Animal?: squirrels
Ice Cream?: cookies and cream
Candy?: anything sour
Store?: 7-11
Salad Dressing?: balsamic vinegrette
Actor?: Chistopher Walken
Song?: Number 41- Dave Matthews Band
Letter?: B
Number?: #s...2,5 and 6
Gum?: watermelon
Holiday?: Thanksgiving
Season?: Spring
Toothpaste Flavor?: lemon
Radio Station?:
Perfume?:
Scent besides perfume?: insense
Body part on the opposite sex?: neck
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: comedisans don't grow up
How Do You Want To Die?:
Turn ons:: intellegence, consideration
Turn offs:: girls that cuss too much or burp without excusing themselves
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Alden
Who's The Loudest?: Ryan
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Ryan
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Jeff
Who's The Shyist?: ??
When Have You Cried The Most?: when I punched a kid when I was in the 3rd grade
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Making people laugh
Worst Feeling?: losing my vision
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: somewhere with mountains
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: my eyes,visoin
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: into my late 80s
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: grass in our bare feet
Let's look at the: sun setting over the hills
What a nice: day for sleeping
Where did all the: salsa go!!
Why can't we: get drunk and screw!?
Silly, little: squirrel
Isn't it weird that:
Never under any circumstance: should you beat a midget
I wish: i had more money
Everyone has a: brain, but few people use it
I am: going to be famous
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Sort of
Been To Juvie?:
Mooned Someone?: yup
Been Rejected?: yeah
Ran Away From Home?: for an afternoon, then went right home to mom
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: I'm sorry ...what?
Skipped School?: maybe
Thought About Suicide?: what a waste, life is too beautiful!
Slept Outside?: yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yeah
Cried In School?: kidnergarden
Thrown Up In School?: thank g*d no
Wanted To Be a Model?: I'm sexy
Cheated On Someone?: no
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: I should be writting a book
Seen A Dead Body?: at a wake
Been Bitched Out?: i think so
Drank Alcohol?: a few after work
Smoked?: a cigar or two
Been On Drugs?:
Eaten Sushi?: once or twice
Been On Stage?: several times...it's fun
Gone Skinny Dipping?: no
Shoplifted?: when I as younger, never again!
Been Drunk?: just a few times last week
Been Called A Tease?: no
Been Beaten Up?: no
DO YOU
Swear?: f*ck doesn't everybody?
Sing Well?: I'm not too bad
Shower Daily?: yeah
Want To Go To College?: have to finish
Want To Get Married?: got to find her first
Believe In Yourself?: if I didn't, I would not exist
Get Motion Sickness?: rarley comes up
Think You Are Attractive?: starting to realize that I am
Get Along With Your Parents?: farely well
Like Thunderstorms?: yeah, a nice summer evening storm is awesome
Play An Instrument?: guitar
Own An IPOD?: yes but it died
Pray?: not as often as I should
Go To Church?: temple, again not as often as I should
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: no, now it iis women
Keep A Journal/Diary?: not anymore
Dance In The Rain?: yes it is exhilerating
Sing In The Shower?: have to practice somewhere
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King?: bleh!!
Single or Group Dates?: both are good
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: Both
TV or Movie?: TV
Guitar or Drums?: guitar
Adidas or Nike?:
Chinese or Mexican?: Mexican
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: corn flakes
Cake or Pie?: cake
MTV or VH1?:
Blind or Deaf?: not fond of either idea
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: no
Write With Both Hands?: kind of
Whistle?: in three ways
Blow A Bubble?: yup
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: yesth
Cross Your Eyes?: sure....can I stop now?
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: sure
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: if I could do that i wouldn't be single
Dance?: apparently I can
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: no allergies
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched::
You Talked To On The Phone:: mom
You Instant Messaged::
You Hugged:: Yen
You Yelled At::
You Played A Sport With:: John,8 ball took yo money foo
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: i do it everyday
Time You Cried?: ??
Movie You Watched?: Reno 911 Miami
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: i'm sure it was minty
Joke You Told?: I'll try to be funny, but people are used to me not being funny
Song You've Sung?: the way you look tonight
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: at home
What Can You See Out Your Window?: the backyard
Are You Listening To Music?: no
What Are You Wearing?: T shirt and jeans
What's On Your Mousepad?: not my pad, a tiger
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: there just has to be
Do you believe in miracles?: yes
Magic?: it could exist
Love at first sight?: yes but come a little closer
God?: the one and only
Satan?: can't have the good without the bad
Ghosts?: they do exist
Santa?: no
Evolution?: its plausible
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: n/a
Fav Hair Color:: n/a
Short or Long Hair:: n/a
Height:: n/a
Weight:: n/a
Best Clothing Style:: n/a
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: italy
Number Of CD's I Own:: 20 or so
Your Good Luck Charm:: my lucky quarter
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 4
Do you drink milk?: not any more
Person You Hate Most:: moms boyfriend
Most Outdated Phrase:: whasssup
Do you think God has a gender?: not to be sexest but yes
Where do you think we go when we die?: heaven
How many rings until you answer the phone?: 3
What is something scientists need to invent?:
Are you a health freak?: not
Are you a virgin?: nope
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: the moon, mars and saturn
What is the worst weather?: hurricanes and tornadoes
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: yes but they were naked
How many grades have you failed?: none
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