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About Me

Random Thoughts the book!
~Updated: 5/8/2008~
Random thoughts v.23.0
5/8/08
~You may already know this, but it's hard to make toast in a toaster oven, at least without burning the shit out of it anyway. Don't ask how I know! ~I wonder if Martha Stewart joined a gang while she was in jail? ~If you own a paintball gun, you won't find this warning in the instruction manual, so let me just tell you, they don't shoot grapes very well at all. ~I like to say the word dookie, but it's not often that I can work it into a sentence without offending someone. ~What's wrong with witches tits that makes them so cold? ~Do dogs bark with an accent in different parts of the country? Even better, do they bark in different languages in different countries? ~Just because your shirt has a pocket and you CAN put a pen in it, doesn't mean you SHOULD. ~Has anyone ever claimed to have been kind of a little deal? ~Who numbered bathroom activities and how'd they come up with the order? Is number 1 more important then number 2? ~Why is it called "giving head"? I don't know about anyone else, but I was born with mine, she didn't give it to me. ~Is cockeyed what happens to someone when a mushroom thump goes horribly wrong? ~True, being pissed off is better then pissed on, but I bet if you asked those two girls with that one cup, I bet they'd have taken a golden shower over that cup. ~Watching someone on a scooter with road rage is freakin' hilarious! ~Is it bad when I pull up to a stop light, windows down and rocking out to Miley Cyrus? Is it worse if I'm singing along? ~When a person changes their status to "at home", is that code for "come stalk me"? ~What ever happened to Surge soda? ~Am I the only one that thinks Britney's Britney looks like a roast beef sandwich? ~Is it just me or does Peter Griffin's chin look like a nut sack? ~Is meth really just diet crack? ~If Valentine's day was created by Hallmark to boost sales, was Cinco de Mayo created by Chevy's for the same reason? ~Why is the question, what are you wearing right now, on EVERY survey? Do perverts write these things? ~That phrase, Tom Foolery, I wonder if there ever really was a Tom Fool and if so, what did he do to get his name synonymous with acting crazy. ~Why is it that Mexicans can't wait to get to America and Americans can't wait to get to Mexico (if you can call Cancun Mexico)? ~I've resorted to threatening my fridge that I'm gonna build a kegerator and switch to beer if it doesn't start dispensing Kool-Aid soon!

My Interests

I have an unhealthy obsession with the gym, but it's ok, I'm not getting help for it. And if I need a drink, I'll probably end up at...

(either one)

I'd like to meet:

Buzz Lightyear, Spongebob Squarepants, Optimus Prime, and my grandpa in heaven.

Music:

I'll listen to just about anything, but it really just depends on the mood and what I'm doing at the time.

Movies:

Hmmm... this ones easy. Anything Pixar made. Yes, I'm a big kids movie fan!

Television:

I don't really watch anything with any regularity.

Books:

I'd really like to get my hands on a copy of this book, but no one seems to carry it, not even Amazon!

Heroes:

My Mom, the only woman who's been able to put up with me all my life. The woman who raised me by herself (she's my Mom AND Dad) and helped make me who I am today. LOVE YOU MOM!
My sisters Jennifer and Nicole, the other two women that have to put up with me constantly. A big brother couldn't ask for two more wonderful little sisters than the two I've got. Couldn't be prouder of them and their accomplishments. LOVE YOU GUYS!
My Grandpa, the ONLY person that had confidence in me at a time in my life when even I had lost all hope in my ever making anything of myself. God willing, we'll see each other again someday in heaven. I still have that half-dollar in my wallet Grandpa. I promise, I'll never be broke again. Thank you for helping me get back what I had lost, my self-confidence. I wouldn't be where or who I am today without you! LOVE AND MISS YOU GRANDPA!
My best friend Nick, putting up with me for 20+ years couldn't have been easy, and hopefully there's plenty more where those came from. Thanks for the memories and the ones still to come! YEAH, I LOVE YOU TOO!
My friends:
Heather, she's a paramedic. How many people do you know that get to save lives for a living?

My Blog

The right to vote!!

No, I'm not talking about for president, I don't do politics, I'm talking about for the MLB all star game. I just checked the latest standings and as of a week ago, it seems we (St. Louis folks)...
Posted by Terpy on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:34:00 PST

The checks in the mail...

I finally got my economic stimulus tax refund the other day direct deposited and the first thing on my mind is, what can I do with this extra cash? Funny thing, shortly after that thought I got ...
Posted by Terpy on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:16:00 PST

workoutz.com

This is going to be a short blog compared to my normal ramblings and probably not as funny. Hey, I have many layers, I'm like an onion that way. I can be serious some times. :p Anyway, back to th...
Posted by Terpy on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:08:00 PST

I dont know about you, but I feel safer now...

If you pay attention to peoples status updates, you might have noticed that I asked the other day if lawn darts (Jarts) were illegal. I got a few responses saying that they are, but only to purc...
Posted by Terpy on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:25:00 PST

As opening day approaches...

I was feeling a little nostalgic for the old Busch. Just a warning, if you’re a real fan, you’re gonna need a tissue or two while watching this video. ...
Posted by Terpy on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:03:00 PST

Dont do work in your pants son!

You ever feel like you just can't trust a fart? Well, here's a product that'll help you regain your confidence. End mudd butt forever! ...
Posted by Terpy on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:57:00 PST

Donate $200 to a childs spank bank...

Let's be honest here, other then MySpace, online shopping, and maybe the news, what is there to do on the Internet really? You guessed it, PORN! And don't sit there looking at me all conde...
Posted by Terpy on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:49:00 PST

You STILL dont know what Heelys are?! (video)

Check out this video: My Heely's ...
Posted by Terpy on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:36:00 PST

They went and fucking did it!!

Well, St. Charles has officially lost their mind! Last night, Tuesday 1/22/08, they past that ridiculous ordinance about banning things in bars. The final version of the ordinance does NOT include a ...
Posted by Terpy on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:55:00 PST

Are you fucking kidding me?!

Ok, so I don't normally get political here on MySpace, or anywhere for that matter, but I just HAD to say something about this. If you haven't heard yet, the City of St. Charles, Missouri, is trying ...
Posted by Terpy on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:53:00 PST