christmas list 2008! |
jk! this is not a list at all. ACTUALLY i am just a TOTAL fucker. seriously a HUGE fucker.AND ill tell you why. ready? Heres why: i called into work and left a message on my office managers voice...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:26:00 GMT |
i saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes |
"I'm getting sick and tired of these stupid caution signs I see everywhere. In fact, I'm getting sick and tired of signs in general. They are a waste of space and an insult to anybody with...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:50:00 GMT |
last nights dream blogness.. u will be disappointed. i promise. |
actually I had a double dream. first some guy was talking shit to me and danny got out of the car to be my hero and started kicking the guys ass. but the guy swung back and hit him in the ear that dan...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:03:00 GMT |
this blog is STOLEN. i repeat, HOT BLOG |
Things every guy should do for the lady he cares about:1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:01:00 GMT |
first official extremely sub-par blog. |
so i gotta record this before i forget, and i have merely minutes cuz im at the end of my lunch break (hence the sub-parNESS). its not gonna be as intense as it was for me, for you, because u cannot s...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMT |
yo quiro some fine caboos. |
i just got home from the gym and i smell like rank ass but before i remedy that mess i have to let the world know how fucking retarded i am/rule at life.
as i was leaving work today i was carrying the...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:06:00 GMT |
ya shes ranting and rambling... again. |
i have a dream. its a dream about a world where there are no kids wearing wheelies to run me over in walmart and send my armful of stuff (i loathe carts) in every possible direction. i ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 16:58:00 GMT |
peanuts and applesauce |
i am fucking outstanding. so i get this insane motivation every year at this time to do every gay sterotypical winter activity there is. i like to drive through naperville and look at the yuppy decora...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:16:00 GMT |
"bad cut" an origional poem by nikk run |
BAD. i dont like my stupid short hair anymore!!!! its stupid!!! stupid hair on my head!!! damn!!! i hate trisha at attitud...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 22:33:00 GMT |
im a ramblin WOman.. |
i have developed a hardcore addiction to margaritas over the last few months. i wanna marry someone who has permanent margarita breath. if this is u, please find me asap. i finally sa...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:28:00 GMT |
