Defenitions... =) |
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that youcan die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marria...
Posted by Hookah MASTER! on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:16:00 PST |
the accountant |
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I...
Posted by Hookah MASTER! on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:32:00 PST |
A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX |
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One d...
Posted by Hookah MASTER! on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:53:00 PST |
Rare medical condition |
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly started shaking and shuddering...
Posted by Hookah MASTER! on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST |
my thoughts on LIFE... |
I am posting this to see how many of you actually read my bulletins. Isanyone really out there? Your response will be interesting! Here it goes:Pay attention to what you read. After you have fini...
Posted by Hookah MASTER! on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:46:00 PST |
Rules of Manhood |
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina J...
Posted by Hookah MASTER! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:10:00 PST |
12 inch Bic |
Posted by Hookah MASTER! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:27:00 PST |
Daddy, how was i born? |
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!""Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Y...
Posted by Hookah MASTER! on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST |
comedy!!! |
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
1. You ma...
Posted by Hookah MASTER! on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:35:00 PST |
Bra sizes, and what they actually mean! |
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Posted by Hookah MASTER! on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST |
