music. friends. family. gossip. texts. letters. writing. new things. vodka. vimto. volvic. music. art. hair dye. eyeliner. my cat. gigs. straighteners. art. :)
I'd like to meet:
DRUNKS
LOVERS
SINNERS
SAINTS
IDOLS
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THE TOP FRIENDS. NO ORDER.
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we also have the best times !
the 2006 box :
2006 !
The chinese order ticket. 195.
And the fact Ellen has it on her wall.
Doing mexican waves waiting for the Chinese.
The look of disgrace on people's faces was hilarious. Especially Stacey's.
"Aran try looking in a mirror!" The best thing Ellen has come out with ever.
When Aran asked what was scary about himself.
The text which was delayed by about 8 hours.
I was actually there when she got it and I'd sent it at 12.
The idea/sight of Ross playing rugby.
Walking around the loch @ 9pm in the pitch dark.
'Emlin the Grelim' 'Aran the beast' 'Sean aka Quasimodo' 'Buchan'.
Sums up that night.
The coaster cutter. Involves:
Edith's house. Coasters. Self harm.
David the inbred brechiner. Ellen chatting him up. The fact he's 19 and at a playpark. In brechin. :|
Sticks and skirts. They don't go.
Pulling Ellen down by the hood and shouting
"Give me head!"
In the middle of the street.
Ross falling off everything and anything but never seems to get hurt.
Tug of war with a stick then my evil ploy of letting go sending Ellen flying backwards. :]
Rachel screaming on the roundabout when it was going 'fast'.
"FUCKING STOP IT." Classical.
Neds calling us goths at Edith's.
Getting an unwanted visitor to my house and having to get people to make it go.
"I just laughing at Buchan."
I don't know why, I just do. I think it was the history trip photo that started it.
Going for Buchan. His dad answering the door.
Us - "Is Stu there?" Dad - "Stuart?" Then us pissing ourselves in front of him.
"Has Buchans dad got eyebrows?"
We actually still don't know..
Aran being generally creepy at the loch with his beast impression thing.
Therefore making Ellen hold my hand for most of it and then continual stroking of my hand until we got to light. :|
The inbred hooded dude on the bus. Who looked as if he would rape Ellen.
I phoned her and we had a phone convo through the window.
YT being a beacon.
Asking for lollypops every time we go to Dino's.
They've learnt to just give us them.
The weed/bush situation.
A stuck gremlin. [I actually dont remember this]
"Why is Buchan here? Isn't he in the base?"
Classic Danni question. Everyone pissed themselves and she went embarassed.
When Sean wore white trackies to the leis.
"I'd laugh if Sean started his period."
I had to say it ok. It's not as if I like him anyway.
Pouring orangina on the slide so that when Sean went down backwards he got covered in it.
It worked too.
Eric!
One word.
ROSS.
We laugh whenever we saw him after the whole pole incident. Which was fucking hilarious btw. :]!
The fact the doctors gave me almond oil for my ears.On the bottle it read:
'An alternative to olive oil'.
I have never used it. :|
The foam treacling into someone's mouth...
Laughing at random people on talk shows.
How the wee person in the corner doing sign language spoils the show.
Trying to work out late night tv game programs and attempting to phone in.
Hitting Ellen with my bass. Hence starting 'Bass face.'
The dress for the wrong season.
The paper aeroplane landing in the gaps between her fingers.
I wasn't even aiming.
Salty tea. Thank you Adam.
Eilidh being wasted at mine.
Thinking the kitchen was the toilet.
Trying to lock the door.
Pointing at ellen saying 'toilet'.
Me and Jill struggling to get her out.
Having to lift the toilet seat for her.
Now that is embarassment for her. ;]
The monster burp.
Andrew going for a piss [drunk] in the bushes.
The plum and cheese bagel.
Making toasties @ 4am.
Jill trying to get the lighter to work. The concentration on her face was hilarious.
The cascada video.
The old man's dancing.
Being to scared to sleep in the kitchen in case Eilidh's bladder was weak that night.
The cellotape in Jills hair.
Jill aging by about 30 years when she had to try sober up Edith.
Andrew standing on the mushroom thing bare footed.
Ross in the sleeping bag looking like a mushroom/penis/inhaler.
The omelette.
Lee's concentrating face when he eats.
The fact Lee eats like a camel.
Lee being a gay chef.
The hiding procedure.
[email protected]
Being the most famous email address ever.
Sus'n being all legs.
Ross being even more legs.
Making plans to shave a certain someone's hair off ahahhaha.
Ellen being more excited about my new house than me.
An old man giving me the middle finger cos I walked out in front of his car - soz.
The fact Ellen's relatives are gangsters.
"I think Stacey's made me homophobic."
Thank you Ellen for breaking the silence with that amazing one liner.
Ellen stealing Danni's clothes and being a blonde version of Danni.
The trackies and chain.
New style? AHAHAHAH no.
The text to Ellen from Ross which ended with 'luv yah'.
Ooooer. ;]
Our miniature poems to each other.
The bratz birthday card which is proudly on my wall.
My cover of 'I wish i was a punk rocker'.
Cos i'm cool.
Getting the pen out of the bottle.
The uniforms of semichem and Lloyds pharmacy.
High fashion styles like. :|
GM GM do do dododo.
Classical Gail piss taking.
My obsession with Edith's little brothers head.
Honestly.
It's huge.
My letters to Ellen's mum and sister.
And being proud that I got a reply off her mum.
Which is on my wall. (Y)
Joyce in lycra.
Someone face constantly being - :(
Someones lack of singing ability.
The theory!
The 10 minute rant of 'Why I hate you.'
Which I most famously did.
The purple notelet.
And the fact we think Mr Smiths put it on his wall.
Neds singing 'Staceys Mom' without being told to do it.
Self harming with the duden.
26 cds in one.
"But he's gay!"
I wonder who we're talking about.. :|
The thing wearing a skirt.
COS NIKE IS EMO NOW FUCKERS.
The thought of a certain someone liking you.
I put it into a scenario.
"I like you.." "You're gay! Bye."
Not getting it but people were laughing.
I got it 2 minutes after, you have to say it out loud over and over.
Picking up tesco flyers and putting them on lamposts, bus-stops and anything else.
"YT it's not that big... I bet you get that all the time though."
Originally talking about YT's head.
Someone looking like a rapist.
The bill and ben water feature!
My gran and her ex-obsession with buying 50 bottles of volvic at a time.
My gran and the way she has 2 guys fighting over her.
They're both over 80 and she's 78 ahahha.
Joyce, no-facial features and the ginger girl.
The way I can take the piss out of anyone and make it funny.
Yes I bring out Ellen's nasty side. Sorry.
The goose situation on the history trip.
The curse of it in which it happens every year at the same time.
Kicking of the shoe - lob.
Nostrils! AHhaha.
The folder. ;]
Neds @ the park.
"I got cum in your mums ears."
And the way they wanted Ellen really badly.
Buying kinder eggs and the dude @ Dino's playing with my toy.
He was at least 30. :| It was scary.
Danni's confusement when we showed her a certain picture at Lee's house.
'Was?' Etc and the close vicinity in which is it said.
The targets - which are not going to happen.
The whole 'Stacey's Mom' song fiasco.
The emo song - personally written for someone we know.
The chemistry between Lewis and Stacey in Standard grade English - "Love is in the air."
Trying to get Harrison to 'flirt' with someone.
Making cushions in biology.
Me spitting chewing gum out while laughing.
Putting it in the bin.
Throwing pencils in the bin.
Mrs Dick picking them back out ALONG with my chewing gum ahahaha.
Fit.
Rugby tackling each other @ lunch.
The double whammy on Jill.
And all our lil' wannabe ones since then.
Running into the toilets aka into those girls.
The look on their faces was classical.
Ellen decking me once then we made a truce.
I then sneakily tried to get her again but fell over by myself.
"I'm not gay... anymore."
How much of a legend is Cameron ahahah.
Oh and we can't forget the hand signals.
This proves that first years can actually be cool.
Me generally bullying Ellen.
Pushing her into:
Lockers.
Pillars.
Walls.
Windows.
Other people.
Etc etc. Anything tbh.
When we told Cameron to hug Daz and he said:
"I've already had Daz Mac." Ahhahaa.
Jill taking the 'Stodge' at lunch.
'Spread the love.' ♥
And hand signals.
Cos it's the cool thing to do.
Our first year minions.
And the way they do anything we say.
Getting the minions to hug the guys while they play football.
Us playing rugby and being really bad at it.
Stealing Patrick!
Camerons' crush on Breed. Lmao.
When the tops went seethrough... Oh god. :|
Being hit in the face by Kelly when i tried to do 'was?' to her. Lmao.
Having to 'iron a certain persons shirt on a wok.'
Thank you to whoever came up with that.
I laugh every time.
The reflex game which started in biology and has developed to be our hobby.
Aaron the 1st year. The way he makes us laugh. The slide. The hugs. Him being generally obedient.
Me putting Adz iron maiden and mcr cds in the bin.
Ellens impression of her running home.
It was the noises that made me laugh so much I couldn't breathe.
9 trays, 9 plates and a whole stack of rubbish in one go.
That has to be a record.
'Lets have air for lunch.'
As the portions and prices are ridiculous.
Stacey saying to me and Ellen 'You guys are gay.'
With my reply 'No, you're gay.'
Which made her cry. Ahahha.
The fact you get 20 chips on average at lunch.
Ellen's food run. Which is impossible to keep up with.
The identical twin situation and the reaction.
Jill falling off her seat at lunch all the time.
Me and ellen having a 'best tray bake' competition.
The one lined [cryptic] note.
Me having a total rant about the food @ school.
'What's the point of dirtying a plate for that amount of chips?'
'Who'd play that much for that?'
'Is that it?'
Right in front of the dinner ladies.
Ellen pisses herself, as do I and i can't see. :]
Blue tit. Aka when my pen leaked in my shirt pocket.
Big tits. Aka edith.
And tit face. Aka stacey's puss.
Bags over fences and Ellen running to get it.
Throwing ourselves into the fence. =|
The lame kick ellen did @ lunch. And the cheer.
Cameron's 'woo' etc whilst playing foooooty.
Me not finishing my book in time and then telling Ellen i'm only going to read every 5th page.
Me pulling out Ellen's seat in English but then Dawn doing it to me and me hitting my head off a table..
Footy with the guys @ lunch.
Buchan kicking the ball into his own face.
The presentation @ school. Classical.
Sperm drawings.
Bushemon. Oh yeh. (Y)
My impression of Mr Myles. 'Burger.'
My panic attack @ interval.
Me getting a stick in my eye.
My spit. A sequin and Kelsey's drink.
Need I say more?
Built like a brick.
Adam walking everywhere with his hands down his trousers.
Me then saying - 'I may do that.' And did it later.
Classic MJ quote - 'There's steam coming off mine'.
Ahhaa. xD
'Don't touch there hands, they just went for a piss.'
ramming the little ginger dude in the hall @ lunch. sexual.
me pointing to some guy in the queue @ lunch.
'i bet that guy grows up to be a rapist. he looks like the kind of person who'd meet and steal little kids from the internet.'
me and ellen's game @ lunch.
banging. :D
the singular of women being 'wom'. adam calling us 'wom(en)' on msn. :| hhahaha.
garlic.
shadow sex & mj's faces to it.
oh and the FLAILING of his arms.
adam and paul.
my gluing habits.
'wtf is this advert about? gonorrhoea?'
whoa it is. :| and i'd never seen the advert before. o.0
'i thought seans back was like a fat deposit not bone'
or something to that extent. we've found the missing link between camels and humans. :| woo.
me changing the insults about:
'take that and shove it up your voicebox.'
whilst talking about speaking. :|
the train ride to and from glasgow in general.
the fact ellen couldnt say 'are we laughing @ his face?' any louder.
the pigeon, ellen and a phonebooth. need i say more?
the undoing of ellens bra by the woman in quiz.
the mocha. 1. it tasted rank. 2. it went all down susns top.
the lack of curtain in the usc changing rooms.
'i look like a spaceman.' of course it was the foil dress !
going to the wrong train station and having to phone dad to find out where to go.
the nugget.
a curvy old man. cant remember what this was. :|
a wee heel to get height.
pizza hut and everything that happened there.
the man alan. who worked @ pizza hut.
the bald man on the train.
buchanan buchan. blates.
extreme period. aka the spilling of the mocha.
last train home. i dont remember this one. :|
red is the new black? cant remember this either. dresses maybe.
des ! our names obvv. :D
taking sly pictures everywhere. specially of bald men.
the doors of the train and the fact they scared the shit out of us.
the bride shop and the fact they hire someone to open the door for people.
29 quid for 4 accesories. wtf !
the wrong timetable. and the bald man telling us that.
the metal balls.
'DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME FLORA GAVE HERSELF A HICKY?'
ellen on the train. shouting. lmfao. :|
ellen being a tourist.
body pressure.
the cake. |:
the salmon and foil dresses.
lets get frisky. the cat food sign.
the fallen dummy.
using tk maxx as a cat walk.
the orange jacket.
monsiour laross.
ellen shouting on trains.
the fat blob trampoline.
aka the security guard in logo?
the way they hang jeans in usc.
shaving fat off the legs and back. :|
the general accent.
bald guy with bald patch.
the unusual amount of bald guys on trains.
like pinochio.
the random woman on the train that looked like jill.
the floppy garlic bread. :|
the comparison between the garlic bread.
'look i have a pigeon up my top'
p-p-p-pick up a pigeon.
me saying 'theres one thing i have to do in glasgow'
then the pulling off of ellens hood.
the fact that ellen never wears a hood anymore because i take it off every time.
buchan in jeans !
feast for 1 in pizza hut.
shock on ellens face when i told her i'd never been to pizza hut before.
the skin tone dress.
popping noises on the train.
the shouting of foot in tesco.
anal. end of.
they all look like rapists.
running to the swipe card machines just to find out the name of the rapist.
last name - draper. which is funny. d-raper. :D
ellen saying piss off to the 1st year aaron.
cameron and his theory about 'the way of the female'
'does being banged by a door count as bondage?'
yes i am a stupid cunt. :|
the fact stacey's moving in on arans place in english.
MR FUCKING SOMERVILLE. aka buchan.
the fact mr somerville looks like he has down syndrome. :|
ellen getting moved in english !
stacey in a dress deserves to be mentioned here.
the way the guys danced @ the disco. :|
the guitarist at the disco !
Of course that is only the funny bits we can mention.
We add more every time we meet as it's that much fun. :]
Fucking class that girl. We have the best times.
and the 2007 box ! bring on the summer. :)
2007 !
'im a stallion baby'
thank you mr binnie.
mr sommerville in general.
mr sommerville and the way he reacts to ellen being nice.
mr sommerville [yes he is the butt of our jokes] and parachutes. the sheer enjoyment of it all.
the fact mr binnie said 'retarded'.
then saying how it took retards longer to learn to walk [or something] then me saying how mr sommerville would have only learned to walk now. :)
me saying ellen then mr mcwhirter coming in. cue insane laughing.
asking how to spell crate.
harrison asking if it was 'some type of bassoon?'
fights in english and nearly knocking over a bookshelf.
bullimic cutting.
bulimic fingers.
the english teachers lack of social life.
the penfight in study/the hall.
talking to the neds with the stripe.
lee's reaction to the pen on my face.
the swipe card 'fiasco' !
my obsession with saying everyone is a jew and/or has downs syndrome. (:
straddling by miss campbell.
the dance photo.
the hair. bow tie. same pose. big head. sign language hands. chisel chin. hair behind the ears. rugby tackle. the eyebrow. the haircut. the skin tone.
flat feet. :D !
IM BOY GEORGE.
cos my hair colour changes in light. making me a chameleon.
ellen shouting move rofl.
the headphones on the door.
the sneeze.
'staceys so far up mr binnies ass she can see aran'
best thing i've ever come out with.
eating hair at lunch.
mr binnie saying 'hows you?'
the fact if mr binnie had msn he's probably smarterchild.
'he wants to hold you.'
'like his mum'
roflcopter.
an octave higher than dogs can hear.
the fact most of our school is fat.
i feel like woody.
the knee kicking thing.
the domino effect.
'whats it like having sex with a pole?'
asked adam.
'same as having sex with a swede, a dane, a norweigan'
i replied. :]
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i may actually do everyone mentions like that after.
it's just too time consuming. and i don't have enough time.
EVERYONE. ALPHABETICALLY ORDERED.
if i've forgotten you. please tell me.
amber. aran. ailsa. andrew. amy. anella. adam.
breed. buchan. bekah. ben. beckie. bethany heron.
catriona. couston. chloe g. chloe m. chazzer.
dawn. danni. daz m. daz r. danielle. dani. dido.
ellen. eilidh. edith. emma.
lack of f's. =/
grant. gemma. grace. gabi.
harrison. hayley g. hayley smay. hannah.
lack of i's.
jill. josh. jill. jesse. joanna. jay. jeff.
kelsey. kelly. kate. kelly.
lee. linzi. laura. lori.
mj.
nathan.
lack of o's.
lack of p's.
lack of q's.
ross. rachel. riona. rebecca. robbie. rob.
suzanne. sophie. steve. steph. stu. stacey m.
tammy. tuan.
lack of u's.
lack of v's.
lack of w's.
lack of x's.
yt.
lack of z's.
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dividing the line. the blackout. saosin. 30 seconds to mars. hadouken. bmth. enter shikari. i killed the prom queen. the bled. hellogoodbye. underoath. madina lake. klaxons. the red jumpsuit apparatus. the devil wears prada.
