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---my little girl ~ music ~ classic cars ~ a good book ~ summer nights ~ a cold beer on a summer night...hellyea
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You say you wanted more
What are you waiting for?
I’m not running from you
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It is not premarital sex if you have no intentions of getting married...
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
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IF MYSPACE WERE REAL...People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog.
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Love is rare.
Life is strange.
Nothing lasts & people change.
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Your Fortune Is
It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.----------------------------------------------------
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THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALEOnce upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said,
"No", and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and stayed
skinny.The End.
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--------Women's Ass Size StudyThere is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting:1. 85% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.
2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.
3. The remaining 5% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway------------------------------------------------------
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ON A BINGEA man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a very drunken lady hammering down martinis as she sits alone at a nearby table.The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband. "That's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't drawn a sober breath since.""Good Lord!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Your 2005 Song Is
Since You've Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson
"But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on"
In 2005, you moved on.
What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?
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You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing
What Type of Weather Are You?