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Bryan Mayhem

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About Me

Married(Sara, sexyitalianchica on myspace) two daughters(Jordyn, Taylor). I am avid reader. I listen to Death Metal and everything close to it. I'm writing my own novel and no you can't read it. I also enjoy banging my wife. Good times. I'm also a huge fan of huge tits...thought id share that

My Interests


Great Lakes Brewing Co, Stone Brewing Company, Rogue Brewing Company, Sierra Nevada Brewing Co, Sam Adams, Cavs, Indians, Browns, poontang

I'd like to meet:

Dax Riggs "Night is the Notion"
.. AcidBath
.. Skinny Puppy's Smothered Hope
.. Skinny Puppy - Worlock
.. Skinny Puppy's Spasmolytic
.. Ohgr - Magik
..

Music:

Acid Bath, Deicide, Mayhem, Six Feet Under, Lamb of God, Skinny Puppy
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Movies:

The Godfather. The Exorcist. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Night of the Living Dead. House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects. Cannibal Holocaust, Rob Zombie's Halloween

Television:

Rescue Me, Prison Break, Deadliest Catch, To Catch a Predator, and Lock Up.

Books:

Odd Thomas-Dean Koontz. The Stand-Stephen King. The Da Vinci Code-Dan Brown. Nightshade-John Saul

Heroes:

Dax Riggs, Anton LaVey, Dean Koontz, and Bob Saget

My Blog

A Happy Birthday

today is my oldest child's 4th birthday. She is the little angel that changed my life. I love you Jordyn. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Posted by Bryan Mayhem on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

A Special Birthday

Well one year ago today I became a father for a second time. Little Taylor turns one today and she woke up with a smile and her usual "DAAAAAAADAAAA wassat!(which is Taylor for Whats that?) My little ...
Posted by Bryan Mayhem on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST

My top 10 Bands of 2006

This passed year I've listened to a lot of music, ive worn grooves into CD's and ran out the batteries on my MP3 player. So I've decided to post my 10 favorite this year.  It doesn't necessarily ...
Posted by Bryan Mayhem on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:47:00 PST

Lyrics

So today at work was Heavy Metal Wednesday. What that means is John and I listen to death metal all day and torture everyone else...well someone told me today that metal takes no talent( beg to differ...
Posted by Bryan Mayhem on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

Random acts of senseless ranting

I haven't done this stupid gay shit in forever and for some reason im sitting here drinking a Great Lakes Burning River and some rants came to my mind....so here we go OK didn't Bush say we're safer a...
Posted by Bryan Mayhem on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 05:49:00 PST

The Holocaust in Massillon

I have a cat. This cat is about 2 and half years old. His name is Ozzy(yes after Ozbourne). He's 26 pounds and bigger than most small dogs. He's not fat, he's just a big fucking monster. So anyways I'...
Posted by Bryan Mayhem on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:52:00 PST

Fuck the Middle East

The only I'll ever support George Bush is if he drops a fucking nuke on the entire middle east. These pieces of shit kill each other like its going out of style. This bullshit between Israel and Leban...
Posted by Bryan Mayhem on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:10:00 PST

Book Review: June 23, 2006

Perfect Nightmare- John Saul John Saul is back with another piece of work. Perfect Nightmare is everything what the title says. Middle aged mother Kara Marshall and her husband Steve were on the verge...
Posted by Bryan Mayhem on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:02:00 PST

TV

I really don't know why I put all this shit in here but i figured what the fuck, I'm allowed to ramble. Now I normally never watch TV. For those of you that have known me for years you should know tha...
Posted by Bryan Mayhem on Sun, 21 May 2006 07:07:00 PST

Barry Bonds

Ok, he's finally done it and thank satan. I'm so sick of hearing how this piece of shit is one away from Babe Ruth. You can't even put Bonds in the same league as Ruth. Ruth spent his first few years ...
Posted by Bryan Mayhem on Sun, 21 May 2006 06:53:00 PST