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Detective Ogre

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like video games and beer. I'm clumsy and I fall down and hurt myself a lot. I have one degree and am working on a second. I no longer refer to my living room as a "living room" but "the edifice to westen decadence" because it exists solely so my roomate and I can each play different video games while we watch a DVD. I don't trust vegetarians because I don't feel comfortable trusting anyone who denies the fact that bacon tastes amazing. One of the best things to exist in this world is hearing Rick Moranis say "Bullshit!". I HATE quoting lyrics but the best one ever written is "When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, When in Hell we'll do shots at the bar". The best observation on the nature of love was stated by a fictional character named Robert Putney Drake. Quoting that reference makes me feel way too pretentious. Saying "Long Live Troma!" makes me feel better.

My Interests

Video Games (FFXI, Bust-a-Move, Katamari, Resident Evil, Onimusha, Dynasty Warriors, GTA, Castlevania), Beer (Arrogant Bastard, Eliot Ness, Old Crustacean, Corsendonc, Guinness, St. Pauli Girl, Bittburger, Iron city, Stumblebus or any New Albanian... Screw You Big Red!), Shooting/Editing video, Dark/Deserted/Dank hole-in-the-wall bars with jukeboxes that haven't seen a new album since 1989. Wondering if I actually took the time to write down every DVD and video cassette I owned and typed them in the "movies" box how much space it would then take up. Knowing what's really going on .

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell, Lloyd Kaufman (again), and Zack Galifinakis. People who will pay for my booze and/or food. That girl who lives in your Pineal Gland. And, superfiscially(sp?): Any rockin' chick with a good sense of humor, short dark hair and glasses, who's about as tall as I am. Girls who both like Gwar and can discuss the historical importance of the Mulberry. Someone who can keep up with all the obscure references I quote every 2 minutes or so.

Music:

NOFX, The Misfits, Bad Religeon, AFI, Coheed and Cambria, Lag Wagon, Flogging Molly, No Use For a Name, Wizo, The Offspring, Propaghandi, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Danzig, Bush League, GnR, Nashville Pussy, Johnny Cash, Uncle Tupelo, Tenacious D, Horse The Band, Rancid, Megadeth, Atom and His Package, and occasionally some J*Pop, but not often.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, the Evil Dead trilogy (especially Evil Dead 2), The Shawshank Redemption, Cemetary Man (Dellamore Dellamorte), Bio-Zombie, The Toxic Avenger, Tromeo and Julliet, Re-Animator, Lord of the Wu-tang, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Lupin: Castle of Cagliostro, Ninja Scroll, Mad Max, Vampire Hunter D, All Mel Brooks, Most John Carpenter, Some Frederico Fellini, Ghostbusters, Near dark, Meet the Feebles, Dead Alive, Kung-Fu Hustle, Wet Hot American Summer, Stripes.

Television:

The State, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Critic, Irresponscible Captain Tylor, Evangelion, Love Hina, Cowboy Bebop, Father Ted, Coupling, Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Black Adder, Black Books, Kids in The Hall, Monty Python, Hogan's Heroes, Adventures of Pete & Pete, Magnum PI, Angel (My one guilty pleasure), Firefly, Stella, Reno 911, Married With Children, Deadwood, Spaced

Books:

The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson, The Elephant Vanishes by Haruki Murakami, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis.

Heroes:

Bender, Bernard Black, Ash, The Dude, Captain Justi Ueki Tylor, Jimmy James, Little Pete Wrigley, Col. Hogan and Vyvian... But mostly just me.

My Blog

Kegs don't need to be full to be fun!

So yesterday I spent my Sunday goofing off and being generally irresponscible.  A good deal of the day was spent hanging out in my friends' backyard.  It began with a few spirited games of "...
Posted by Detective Ogre on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:17:00 PST

My Love/Hate Relationship with Louisville &OR& A Bathroom Story and Other Modern Fables

Warning:  The following contains profanity, mature situations, graphic violence, and spoilers to several episodes of Quantum Leap.  It is not appropriate for minors, miners, the elderly, wom...
Posted by Detective Ogre on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:05:00 PST

Dreams Are Awesome!

So this morning I had a dream just before waking up. In the dream I died, and I'm not sure if the place I went was heaven or hell. However, it WAS a Dracula themed amusement park.It was just like in...
Posted by Detective Ogre on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST

This post is... This post is... This post is DEATHNOTRONIC!

So, I'm watching Annie Hall and I must say that it's a tragedy that I have yet to see it in its entirety. I've heard the film is brilliant before, but never done anything about it, which is thoroughly...
Posted by Detective Ogre on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:01:00 PST

He Doesn't KNOW He's a Horse

For those of you who didn't feel the earth quake on Monday as I jumped for joy at my purchase of the DVD set of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. it might interest you to know that I am currently wa...
Posted by Detective Ogre on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:20:00 PST

... Like Waking Up From A Real Bad Dream ...

So I totally had a "Holy Crap I'm a Dork!" moment on Monday.  I was at the Games Preserve and waslooking around all the various time wasters and was amazed at just how many of them I would like t...
Posted by Detective Ogre on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 07:13:00 PST

Pop Quiz, Hotshot!

So during the night that continued Saturday into Sunday morning I traveled through time.  And by "traveled through time" I mean I woke up in the future having misplaced several hours of my past.&...
Posted by Detective Ogre on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:33:00 PST

Wikipedia is MY Anti-Drug.... oh and Lots of Beer!

So, during the course of events today I came to a realization about myself during a conversation.  Or, maybe not about myself, but about people in general that concerns their views of myself.&nbs...
Posted by Detective Ogre on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:49:00 PST

Captain Bellybuster's Burger Heaven

So the other night, about 1:30 AM I was sitting around, playing some videogames while my friend Sarah is making use of my internets, when I hear a noise outside my window.  It kind of sounds like...
Posted by Detective Ogre on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:03:00 PST

I'm going nuts over here!

If my internet doesn't get fixed soon, there's going to be hell to pay!
Posted by Detective Ogre on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:25:00 PST