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nattles

you told that joke twice

About Me

Once apon a time, there was a king who ruled a great and glorious nation. Favourite amongst his subjects was the court painter of whom he was very proud. Everybody agreed this wizzened old man painted the greatest pictures in the whole kingdom and the king would spend hours each day gazing at them in wonder. However, one day a dirty and dishevelled stranger presented himself at the court claiming that in fact HE was the greatest painter in the land. The indignant king decreed a competition would be held between the two artists, confident it would teach the vagabond an embarressing lesson. Within a month they were both to produce a masterpiece that would out do the other. Afer thirty days of working feverishly day and night, both artists were ready. They placed their paintings, each hidden by a cloth, on easels in the great hall of the castle. As a large crowd gathered, the king ordered the cloth to be pulled first from the court artists' easel. Everyone gasped as before them revealed a wonderful oil painting of a table set with a feast. At its centre was an ornate silver bowl full of exotic fruits glistening moistly in the dawn light. As the crowd gazed admiringly, a sparrow perched high up on the rafters of the hall swooped down and hungrily tried to snatch one of the grapes from the painted bowl only to hit the canvas and fall down dead with shock at the feet of the king. "AHA!" exclaimed the king. "MY ARTIST HAS PRODUCED A PAINTING SO WONDERFUL IT HAS FOOLED NATURE HERSELF, SURELY YOU MUST AGREE THAT HE IS THE GREATEST PAINTER WHO EVER LIVED!" But the vagabond said nothing and stared solemnly at his feet. "NOW, PULL THE BLANKET FROM YOUR PAINTING AND LET US SEE WHAT YOU HAVE FOR US." Cried the king. But the tramp remained motionless and said nothing. Growing impatiant, the king stepped forward and reached out to grab the blanket only to freeze in horror at the last moment. "YOU SEE", said the tramp quietly, "THERE IS NO BLANKET COVERING THE PAINTING. THIS IS ACTUALLY JUST A PAINTING OF A CLOTH COVERING A PAINTING. AND WHEREAS YOUR FAMOUS ARTIST IS CONTENT TO FOOL NATURE, I'VE MADE THE KING ON THE WHOLE KINGDOM LOOK LIKE A BIT OF A TWAT."

My Interests

i like snack a jacks and soy sauce

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Bill Gates so we can fall madly in love and live happily ever after. After he dies I'll get all his money and rule the world.

Music:

I like music. The Smiths, Jim WhiteThe Kooks, At the Drive in, Dugen, Iron & Wire, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, We Are Scientists, HIM, Fields, the charlatons, PANIC! At the Disco, Jamie t, Placebo, Modest Mouse, the spinto band, A Perfect Circle, Secret Machines, just Jack, Stained, the Like, Larrikan Love, Coldplay, Dirty Pretty Things, Death Cab for Cutie, Green Day, Hot Chip Ordinary Boys, Idlewild, Cold, Kaiser Chiefs, Fall Out Boy, Maximo Park, The Primitives, Bloc Party The Prodigy, Plant Life, The 5. 6. 7. 8.'s, Acoustic Lady land, Queens of the Stone Age, Ambulance Ltd, LCD Soundsystem, Garabage, Super Furry Animals, America, The Knife Cream, Queen, Antony And the Johnsons, Audioslaves, Ash, Atmosphere, Babyshambles, Bad Religion, The Bees, Beck, The Black Keys, Bedouin Soundclash, The Bloodhound Gang, Bright Eyes, Bullet For My Valentine, Cold, The Damning Well, The Dandy Warhols, Cut Copy, David Bowie, The Departures, Death From Above 1979, Depeche Mode, Jamie T The Delays, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Testisicals, Do Me Bad Things, Elbow, Engineers, Faithless, Feeder, Fischerspooner, The Fugees, The Sunshine Brakedown, the GO! team, THE HORRORS Go Betty Go, Gorillaz, HappyMondays, Thom Yorke Hell is For Heros, The Frames, Fountains of Wayne, Franz Ferdinand, Incubus, INXS, Jane's Addiction, Hot Air Balloons, Jose Gonzalez, Joy Division, Keane, My Chemical Romance, Killers, Kings of tomorrow, KT Tunstull, Lostprophets, MM, Muse, The Mars Volta Maroon Five, The Music, N*E*R*D, Nirvana, The Ramones, Editors the postal service, R.E.M, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Scissor Sisters, the brakes Starsailor, Rammstein, Rogue Wave, The Long Blondes, The Harrisons, Albert Hammond Jr, Trust Company, MetricSystem of A Down, Travis, Editors Willy Mason, the freys !FORWARD! Russia, Army of Freshmen, yourcodenameis:milo, Jimmy Eat World, Mew, the Rakes, Oasis, Ian Brown, System of A Down

Movies:

I'm in LOVE with GARDEN STATE!!!! The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, any Tim Burton FilmsMy font/text here

Television:

SCRUBS!!!!

Heroes:

Andy Warhol and Shepard Fairey and Banksy