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big mama

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About Me


my name's amy but my friends call me stubby or big mama.
i am 26 yrs old.
i am single.
i am a nonsexual lesbian fag hag who does not believe in labels.
i live in benson, nc (home of rednex and donkey days).
i have not grown since the 6th grade therefore i am 4'11".
i am fat but the term 'more to love!' makes me laugh.
i am caucasian whatever that means.
i believe in the teachings of jesus so that makes me a christian to some folks.
i am a stubborn aries.
i have never smoked.
i'm always the dd, but since i've been with the johnston county lesbians, i order a strawberry daiquiri every now and then.
i am a unca college graduate.
i am a peace mongering hotel nite auditor who lives like a vampire.
i am anti-children therefore i uphold a child free zone (i plan to keep it that way too).
* the all around good girl with a streak of gratification, disobedience and wickedness *
i enjoy dinner parties with friends of the queer nature.
my kitty can beat up your kitty, that is if he doesn't hide first.
i desire to have sex and cuddle together afterwards with a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
i host the big fat gay reunion every year.
i wear flipflops year round.
i am a big fan of dancing around the house like tom cruise in 'risky business'.
i am addicted to lipton green tea and peeps (preferably the pink chickies).
i am always looking for an awesome drag king or queen show in raleigh (you can come with me, OK?).

My Interests

sleeping.christianity.liberals.queers.granola lesbians.planned parenthood.holocaust.silk flowers.polycystic ovarian syndrome (pcos).ovarian cancer.muzik.great friends.movies.asheville.ansel adams photography.macs.serial killers.feminism.equal rights.beading.dancing.redecorating/holiday decorating.city life.camping.porn.toe socks.birkenstocks.laundry thursday.bumper stickers.canadians (you know who you are windsor!)

I'd like to meet:

asexuals or sexual anorexics.
recovered/rehabilitated kleptomaniacs.
drunk dialers.
hungry stoners/weed heads.
late nite talkers.
spontaneous, late nite adventure seekers ("road trip!").
hot cocoa drinkers and old fashioned s'more makers.
fluffernutter sandwich eaters.
someone to laugh at my corny jokes.
good company on laundry thursday.
my invisible husband, oscar.
anyone with the last name gaylord.

Music:

styx.madonna.beegees.panic! at the disco.ace of base.cher.beatles.eminem.darude.donna summer.paul oakenfold.green day.usher.pat benetar.kelly clarkson.savage garden.cascada.a-teens.fleetwood mac.linkin park.lifehouse.garth brooks.james blunt.michael jackson.saving jane.celine dion.michael buble.josh grobin.eiffel 65. journey.phil collins/genesis.rob thomas/matchbox 20.jason mraz.dixie chicks.alice deejay.fall out boy.scissor sisters.cobra starship.red jumpsuit apparatus.reo speedwagon.motown artists.kanye west.queen.

Movies:

charlie & the chocolate factory.the object of my affection.halloween.holes.cry-baby.saved.crash.anastasia (animated).dirty dancing.shawshank redemption.save the last dance.empire records.while you were sleeping.underworld.connie & carla.hairspray.13 going on 30.the adventures of priscilla, queen of the desert.the 60s.forrest gump.pretty in pink.kissing jessica stein.brokeback mountain.footloose.imagine me & you.party monster.benchwarmers.the notebook.remember the titans.the laramie project.because i said so.i now pronounce you,chuck and larry.shrek.the u.s. vs. john lennon.the tripper.

Television:

kyle xy.ugly betty.grey's anatomy.csi crime scene investigation.cold case.queer as folk.law & order: svu.survivor.big love.degrassi.general hospital.countdown with keith olberman.celebrity fit club.ellen.the daily show.the colbert report.talk sex with sue jo.

Books:

catcher in the rye.listen up! voices from the next feminist generation.wet.bi any other name.our bodies, ourselves.daniel's story.night.is it a date or just coffee?.the modern girl's guide to life.that takes ovaries.bitch.curve.

Heroes:

parris king.dashboard jesus.margaret sanger.john lennon.

* Sgt. Cook *

* stonewall riot grrls *

* people who want a change in america *

My Blog

Obama is the Anti-Christ? Who knew.

I want to share with y'all a bulletin I received from the NC Women's Jam Festival today. I'm completely surprised to find my community of queers endorsing such a ridiculous claim. I suppose it just fu...
Posted by big mama on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:50:00 PST

Hey Pete why dont you just beat it?!

Oh look, just when you think I've gotten over my thing for Pete Wentz I stumble upon this video at mtv. Enjoy my peeps! By the way, don't you think my man could use a good haircut? ..M...
Posted by big mama on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:17:00 PST

L word gurls

Which L Word Character Are You?AliceA material girl in an emotion world, you are spiritual and strong-willed. Passion is always a priority for you and relationships are very important. Among friends, ...
Posted by big mama on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:50:00 PST

Askmen.com about virgins

After finally reading the entire article, I thought I would share with the class an interesting and provacative read. Happy Friday!************************************Is She A Virgin? By Vanessa Burt...
Posted by big mama on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 07:20:00 PST

ive been tagged. gasp!

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you cho...
Posted by big mama on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:08:00 PST

Muzik to my ears

w00t! Just thought I would let everyone know that after almost 2 months of Christmas muzik on the radio...102.9 and 93.9 have returned to my classic rock/disco/80s/dance/90s ambiant lobby muzik. Thank...
Posted by big mama on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:08:00 PST

Bend Yo Wrist on Christmas

So as many of you know, my mom and Erica went to my gramma's for Christmas and won't be back until Friday. I had to work this year on both Christmas Eve and Christmas and will also be working New Year...
Posted by big mama on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:17:00 PST

The irony of Paper or Plastic? Neither.

i·ro·ny: skip to no 5. an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.Last week when I was shopping at Wal-Mart, I saw these reusable bags at the checkout and decided to repla...
Posted by big mama on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 04:58:00 PST

Merriam-Websters word of 07: w00t

By STEPHANIE REITZ, Associated Press Writer Tue Dec 11, 5:55 PM ETSPRINGFIELD, Mass. - Expect cheers among hardcore online game enthusiasts when they learn Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year. Or, more...
Posted by big mama on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:41:00 PST

Happy Virgin-Cunt Day

Thanx to all who celebrated at my house last nite! We had a ball didn't we? (Pun intended) Take care everyone and we'll do it again next year. xoxo2007 Theme Song: Self Control, Laura Brannigan (Thank...
Posted by big mama on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:06:00 PST