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Emma

Hot body ugly face sucks doesn't it? It's like, I LOVE SPAGHETTI, BUT IT GOT SHIT ON IT.

About Me


The best people in the world. In the gayest pics of them ever.
LOL love you kids

Emmaaaaa?
I'm 18, ye babyy!
Living it up in Ferntree Gully.
I work part-time at Safeway.
Doing Biological Science @ Deakin Uni.
Cus I wna be a Zoologist =]
♥Adam. Best massages everrrr..!
I love music. My k5 is my soulmate.
Fave pastimes would incl. whoring with Jen, sexy-dancing to the Ding Dong Song, having a massive ego and loving Dora. Hells ye.
My favourite things in life are free..
Dancing, manners, kisses, respect, cuddles, courtesy, smiles, love.. sex? Sometimes $$! lols.
Sleeping is sooo gg tbhs Absolutely hate being woken up tho!
My dream is to get my own house built.
I really don't like people that do/like something just cus other people do. *BAaaaaa!
I love meeting new people, but my mates are irreplaceable.
I'm fussy when it comes to food.
I love animals.. but the 2 sexybeasts below are the best!
I say rude things a lot.. and I have a dirtydirty mind.
I hate being lied to. Especially obvious lies. Lame.
Uni prevents me from watching Quizmania these days. CTRL+ALT+DEL!
Hate hate hate waiting. I'm v impatient.
I really want to go to Holland.Stay in school.x


Naww I love my lil ketbebies, Smokey and Lexykinss

My Interests

Sleeping.
Shopping.
Music.
Drinking with ze boys.
Dancing with ze girls.
Adam♥.
My bebykets.
And who could forget? DoRrRrAaAa! I'm very interested in her! =]

Music:

Ministry Of Sound.
One Love.
RnB, Hip Hop and Slow Jams.
Especially T Pain, Pretty Ricky and Omarion.
80s.
Dislike most rock.

Movies:

Anchorman.
Borat.
The Family Guy Movie.
Just Friends.

Television:

PRISON BREAK.
Life As We Know It.
Quizmania.
American Dad.
Family Guy.
Dora the Explorer.
We Can Be Heroes.
Will & Grace.

Heroes:

Daddy.
Steve Irwin.
Swiper.
Burnt Face Man.

My Blog

JENNIFER SMALLRIDGE.

It's safe to say I pretty much love you with all my heart. You're my favourite girl in the whole wide world and I'm so lucky to have a friend like you =]. And I love everything about you, you have the...
Posted by Emma on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:14:00 PST

People.

Lols I'm stealing Bella's idea, because I think it was a very good one. Venting 4tw. # My best friend. Too many good memories. I think we've had like one fight and we managed to stay cut for abou...
Posted by Emma on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST

More than you probably wanted to know.

I am Emma Jean Witte. Don't make fun of my middle name. Instead call me EJ and hold my hand as we skip through fields of dandelions. No. I was born around 6:30pm on the 17th November 1988. I am part ...
Posted by Emma on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST

Sins? Stupid things? The awful truth?

Sometimes I use the same cup more than once. Sometimes I sleep with the tv on. Sometimes I don't listen. Sometimes I make mistakes. Sometimes I learn from them. Sometimes I wish things were different...
Posted by Emma on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:24:00 PST