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Leslie, gooser extraordinaire

it's not you, you're perfect

About Me

JOLIE LAIDE..



My Interests

MY BUTTCRACK IS ALWAYS STICKING OUTTA MY PANTS

I'd like to meet:

PIG SMELLIES

Movies:

every movie ken loach has ever directed - the decalogue - fantastic planet - the silence - female trouble - jacob's ladder - delicatessen - apocalypse now - men with guns - viridiana - secretary - forbidden games - dancer in the dark - wooden crosses - pee wee's big adventure - blue velvet - lady vengeance - breathless - au hasard Balthazar - down and dirty duck - saving private ryan - la double vie de veronique - and fassbinder. fassbinder. fassbinder.

Television:

we're fucking poor. you have to be rolling in big pimpin' monies to have cable these days. books are free.

Books:

may swenson - celine - foucault - james baldwin - rimbaud - bukowski - jerzy kosinski - steinbeck - eugenides - voltaire - janet frame - james herod - atwood - de beauvoir - henry miller - vonnegut - octavia butler - sartre - thomas lux - cormac mccarthy - kierkegaard

Heroes:

et ma mere.

My Blog

i wanna be sedated

obama took kansas with over 73% of the vote! good job kansas. i'm proud of you for once.now if you'd only quit being a fucking red state i'd give you a blowjob.on another note:i was already embarass...
Posted by Leslie, gooser extraordinaire on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:47:00 PST

the unforgiving tree

the other day i was driving down the street and i saw this teensy black kitty smashed into the pavement.  it made me think of my two black kitties.  it made me cry.  miguel and i put on...
Posted by Leslie, gooser extraordinaire on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:59:00 PST

this is my condition

melt-banana was fucking awesome.  i already wanted to smooch them all.  but after seeing them live i think i'll invite them to come and live in my undies.besides melt-banana blasting my ass ...
Posted by Leslie, gooser extraordinaire on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:53:00 PST

i'm satisfied and i can't deny it

lightning bolt.KC.  last night.i can't even describe how fucking bad ass that show was.if you didn't go you suck and should be ashamed of yourself.also while the shitty opening bands were playing...
Posted by Leslie, gooser extraordinaire on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:48:00 PST

he didn't even take a single bite of that dick

i'm a dork. . .here are some pictures of the stuff i made for friends and family for valentine's day this year.i don't care about the day.  i just like making things for my loved ones.of course t...
Posted by Leslie, gooser extraordinaire on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:27:00 PST

sunday had better be fucking rad!

the last two concerts i've gone to have blown ass.for realz.last saturday josh, miguel and i went to see dosh.  the crowd were a bunch of hipster goons that were too busy chatting with each other...
Posted by Leslie, gooser extraordinaire on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:23:00 PST

everything is better when it's free

miguel and i saw kylesa tonight at mike's tavern.  it was my birthday present for miguel.  the rad thing we didn't know about mike's tavern is that shows there are free if you get there befo...
Posted by Leslie, gooser extraordinaire on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:30:00 PST

that's all that she wrote.

mother's leg.gone.grandmother.dead.end of story....
Posted by Leslie, gooser extraordinaire on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

i'm not a loser.

tonight i was flipping through channels and i totally caught the two best carlton episodes of the fresh prince EVER.  period.okay check this.  in the first one tom jones was a guest star and...
Posted by Leslie, gooser extraordinaire on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:35:00 PST

I HATE VEGAS

SO. . .i just got back from vegas. . .i lived there. . .i hate it there. . .i only went to show my little brother a good time while my parents got trashed and dicked around at a Jimmy Buffet concert. ...
Posted by Leslie, gooser extraordinaire on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:19:00 PST