WHATS HAPPNIN....TO TELL A LIL ABOUT MYSELF, THE MOST OBVIOUS THING THAT YOU WOULD NOTICE IS I LIKE TO LAUGH. I LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME...CLUBBIN OR JUST CHILLIN AT THE CRIB IS COOL WIT ME...IM A MARINE AND I LIVE IN NC FOR RIGHT NOW...IM ORIGINALLY FROM DA GA (THE BEST STATE IN THE COUNTRY).... IF YOU WANNA KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME HOLLA AT YA BOY AND I'LL HIT YA BACK.....The CricketSoda Myspace Profile Editor
WHAT YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT ME - The Survey
Name: JAY
Birthday: APRIL 22.......
Birthplace: MARIETTA, JAWJUH
Current Location: CAMP SHOOT MYSELF, NORTH CACKALACKY
Eye Color: BRIZZOWN
Hair Color: BLIZZACK
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY
Your Heritage: 30% ASIAN, 10% PUERTO RICAN, 60% BLACK MINUS 40% OF ALL THAT OTHA SHIT THAT AINT BLACK
The Shoes You Wore Today: CHECK EM OUT....WIT DA MATCHIN HAT....WOW JIMMY
Your Weakness: UH....
Your Fears: RUNNIN OUTTA NEWPORTS AND 211
Your Perfect Pizza: PINEAPPLE SUPREME
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: STAYIN OUTTA IRAQ
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: UHHHWHHHAATTT.....
Thoughts First Waking Up: MAN FUCKKKKK!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: LEMME SHOW YA....ITS A SURPRISE
Your Bedtime: WHENEVA I GO....DUMBASS
Your Most Missed Memory: WAKIN UP AFTER 7AM ON A WEEKDAY....OR LIVIN BACK IN GA
Pepsi or Coke: 211
MacDonalds or Burger King: MC DONALDS BWOI.....
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE/GROUP, JUST DONT REALLY GIVE A FUCK
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: HOMEMADE BITCH
Chocolate or Vanilla: 211
Cappuccino or Coffee: 211
Do you Smoke: HERB?
Do you Swear: CANT GO TWO WORDS WITHOUT
Do you Sing: UH NAW....
Do you Shower Daily: WHEN I CAN, THE FIELD SUCK...BUT THATS SOMETHIN YOU MIGHT NOT NEVA KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
Have you Been in Love: WAS IT LOVE....SHIT MANE I'ON KNOW....
Do you want to go to College: SURE WHY NOT.....DUMBASS
Do you want to get Married: UHH YEAH MAYBE
Do you belive in yourself: YEAH NOWGA
Do you get Motion Sickness: WHEN IM NOT STROKIN IT RIGHT
Do you think you are Attractive: YA MAMA DOES AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW
Are you a Health Freak: HEALTH....NOWGA I SMOKE NEWPORTS AND SHIT....I DRINK LIKE ALCOHOL WONT BE AROUND NO MORE
Do you get along with your Parents: ME MAMMY PERO MI PADRE....FUCK EM
&..39;Do you like Thunderstorms:' YEAH MAN...ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS RAININI DONT SMOKE CUZ!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: WHOA BITCH....HELL NAW
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YEAH....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YEAH...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NEGATIVE COCHISE...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: WTF I LOOK LIKE....DUMBASS
In the past month have you been on Stage: YEAH BWOI.....
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO SUH!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO SUH MASSUH!!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NAW DOG
Ever been Drunk: 211 YOU DUMBASS MUDDAFUGGIN RETARD....YOU THINK I DRINK THAT SHIT TO STAY SOBER....OL SIMPLE MINDED ASS FOOL....DAMN
Ever been called a Tease: NOT TO MAH FACE
Ever been Beaten up: DOES THOSE WHOOPINS BY MAH DUKES COUNT??
Ever Shoplifted: NAW BITCH, FA WHAT?
How do you want to Die: QUICKLY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: BETTA THAN YA DADDY
What country would you most like to Visit: AUSTRALIA HOE!!!!!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: WHATEVA....
Favourite Hair Color: NO LIME GREEN SHIT OR SOMETHIN OUTRAGEOUS
Short or Long Hair: LONG MANE...GOTTA LOVE IT
Height: NO TALLER THAN ME, NO SHORTER THAN LIKE 5'5 OR SO
Weight: NO MUFFIN/MUSHROOM TOPS.....
Best Clothing Style: I CANT THANK RIGHT NOW....GET BACK TO ME
Number of Drugs I have taken: GOOSE
Number of CDs I own: TOO MUDDAFUGGIN MANY
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A COUPLE OF DAMN THANGS.....KIDS LISTEN TO YA PARENTS, NAW...THEY DONT KNOW SHIT, LOL FUCKIN ROUND MAN CALM DOWN........................................................
....................OL RETARDED BASTARD......
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