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joel

I am here for Friends

About Me

if i am not sleeping then i am thinking about sleeping or playing a video game...i enjoy the geeky shit in life and i would consider myself a big fucking wimp...if you would like to know more about my loser ass then please feel free to drop me a line...leave it in the form of a message on this wonderful internet pool of "here are my tits" or "here is my car" fucking lame...yeah man i'm a thug, wat up money, ooo party party can't believe i got so drunk...who the fuck cares and who the fuck reads this shit anyway...hahaha no one...well except you

My Interests

hmm...really i dont know now...my fish all died...so i would ahve to say...sitting around in my underwear and looking for the remote...ohh i play a video game...yeah...nice rogue...kill the ogre...shadowsong...

I'd like to meet:

i don't know, who is nice?

Music:

story of the year...fenix tx...STP...old superdrag stuff...starting line...HELLO HOUSTON!!!

Movies:

CKY is good...house on huanted hill...watership down...drop dead fred...prince of theives...and the never ending story, of course there are more movies but what the hell do you need to know for?

Television:

the only thing worth watching is the simpsons, other than that re-runs of the simpsons

Books:

where's waldo and pop up books are high on my list, practically any thing by penguin publishing and all the even numbers in the BC series (Babysitters Club...duuuhh)

Heroes:

bill the butcher...pee wee...the b sharp cord on a piano...voice actress Angela Costain...captian jack sparrow...and the third foot clan member in T.M.N.T. 2

My Blog

mamma i'm coming home...

well my mom actually be in hawaii right now, and i be going to my house in vegas...details details...anyway, 2 months in hawaii...sucks!!!  but, big but!!!  my family and friends...only reas...
Posted by joel on Tue, 09 May 2006 03:26:00 PST

we do it for the **

well now, where to start? the middle seems like the best and only place...neveer have to deal with the slow motion kick starts, dont need to grab anyones attention...so yeah like i was saying...**thi...
Posted by joel on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 03:37:00 PST

sleep...

too long since i had to bitch, or even had the will to...lets get things rolling...first off you dumb shit with them ear phone things...what the fuck is that???  you wear it like a fucking peirci...
Posted by joel on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:23:00 PST

some like it cold...

mother fucker!!!  like most things in my life, i ahve once again showed up late and come up short...well no big surprise another delightful helping of bitch bitch bitch...aka...your best friends ...
Posted by joel on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 05:27:00 PST

where have i gone wrong

all these fucking phantom invites from random and not so random people...be my friend be my friend...if you know me, than you can guess, i am not the most social person...i ahve friends yeah sure who ...
Posted by joel on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 02:20:00 PST

a wasted effort

currently my fave song is that one i see on tv all the time...fall out boy sings, sugar we're going down...the words, although at times can be backwards, are some damn good one liners...learn them and...
Posted by joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who is

hahaha, it seems to be a running theme, yes i am writing to apologise about not writing...you few...very few...faithful readers of what might be considered the most uneducating segment of lititure, ar...
Posted by joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fedex...more like fucking lost your package

good evening all...fedex lost my shit then fucking lies to my face about...ohh wait, first they said i was lieing about getting my package, then they fucking lie to my face about delivering the fuckin...
Posted by joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happy new year...

its a great time to say out with the and in with the new...and speaking of which, how many of your friends do this on a yearly basis? "this year i am going to quit(fill in the blank with some habit t...
Posted by joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

its been so long

i haven't wrote some rant about this or that in a while...truthfully i haven't been angry about anything for a while, not even slightly pissed...its been a good couple of weeks i must say...well more ...
Posted by joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST