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DJ SHORTY

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About Me



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Member Since: 12/26/2005
Band Website: WWW.SHORTYSDJONLINE.COM
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My Blog

ba da boom!

I dont know what the subject title was all about...just sounds good. Anyways, Its Tuesday and this means it's a relax day for me....till tomorrow when i become SupaDaves "bitch" (lol just kidding) and...
Posted by DJ SHORTY on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:41:00 PST

RLUES OF THUMB!!!!

Rules of Thumb A person who wears a fanny pack loves science fiction, and vice versa. A person who wears a belt with shorts is probably religious. If a person says he enjoys the opera, that person i...
Posted by DJ SHORTY on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:22:00 PST

TOP 10 TIMES THE F WORD WAS USED IN HISTORY...

Top Ten Times in History Using the "F-Word" was appropriate!    10th - "Scattered F-ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC9th - "How the f@#! did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC8th -...
Posted by DJ SHORTY on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:18:00 PST

Hmmmmmmm.......

So I am usually not one to expose my personal business over the internet, but I think I might need a females (and males) opinion on this situation.  However, I will keep all names outta the conve...
Posted by DJ SHORTY on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:39:00 PST

IF MYSPACE WERE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

If myspace was real life Here are a few things the world might be like if real life was like myspace... boys wouldn't own shirts and girls would not own pants. If you're a fat girl, people would onl...
Posted by DJ SHORTY on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:20:00 PST

You Might Be In Radio IF.....(stole it from Fisher..SORRY!...hehe)

YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF... you turn up the radio excitedly at the sound of dead air on your competitor's station. YOU MIGHT BE IN RADIO IF... you have 37 unlabeled 15 minute cassettes in your back s...
Posted by DJ SHORTY on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:34:00 PST

I FINALLY saw Kate...and girls are so confusing (some of them)....

I FINALLY SAW KATE! I figured that Kate should have her own little blog. For those that don't know, when I used to work at WSBF-FM in Clemson one of the DJs on air after me was named Seth "the Pizza ...
Posted by DJ SHORTY on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:56:00 PST

Good Quote (Ladies should read this!)

 good quote: "So just love,  make mistakes and have wonderful times; but never second guess who you are, where you have been, and most importanly, where it is you are going"....
Posted by DJ SHORTY on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST

MY Rough Week....

For those that know me I am a pretty easy going person.  I dont' like to cause alot of drama nor do I complain about alot of things.  I guess I like to make people laugh (all my jokes aren't...
Posted by DJ SHORTY on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:51:00 PST

My Grandfather

So as most of my blog's are funny or have some sense of humor to them, this one is kinda different.  It may become rather long, so lets hope you like to read....alot.  To explain my story I...
Posted by DJ SHORTY on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:54:00 PST