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Andrew

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like having fun and being social, but sometimes I enjoy not having fun and being alone. Sometimes I'm really forward, other times I'm really shy. I majored in English, but I'm not pretentious like most English majors are and I regularly split infinitives and end sentences with prepositions. I'm smart and interested in things, but sometimes enjoy dumb shit like Pimp My Ride. If I'm friendly to you that doesn't mean I'm interested in you; I'm just a nice guy. Sometimes I come across as superficial, but I'm really not and always aim to find the deeper beauty in everyone (most people have buried it deep). Oh, yeah. And I'm a black belt. So don't fuck with me or I'll whoop ur ass. All in all, I try not to take myself too seriously... Why? Because my life is like one, big, interminable episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Which act will you be in?

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't take themselves too seriously. Artistic people, people with talent -- musicians, painters, photographers. People who don't mind getting dirty in a dirty world. Smart people with personality, who don't just think outside of the box, but act outside of the box. People who are beautiful, but never rely on their beauty or limit themselves to being beautiful. People who are independent and uncompromisingly themselves. Maybe it'd be easier if I describe people I don't want to meet: Indonesian pen-pals; users or people who only like others for their jobs -- not who they are; starfuckers; anyone who wears tortoise shell glasses and waxes inanely at parties about film school shit; pseudo intellectuals who hang out in coffee shops and talk about crap like communist undertones in Naked Lunch the movie; people who list Che Guevarra in their "heroes" section; ugly people who think they're hot and especially those that act like they're hot; stupid people who think they're smart; skanks who think everyone wants to have sex with them because once upon a time someone checked them out in a dark bar.

My Blog

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The Parthenon at Nashville ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> -Joe Bolton Late December noon, near freezing Maple and sweetgum bare, but the grass green yet In ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 23:50:00 GMT