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Analog Assassin

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About Me

STACK LIFE!!.. width="425" height="350" ..Ok, so you really wanna know about me? Well, I live here in South Side Hayward. I've got a young heart and an old soul. I'm into music, cars, video games, beer & bud. I'm not really much of a radio person but I'll still turn the FM dial to good station. I just eat, sleep n' breathe mucic. I don't like to wear big ass iced out platinum chains or put dubs on my ride, I'm just a simple type dude. I love to write and sing/emcee, it's my drive, my passion, it's what wakes me up in the morning. I used to be Catholic but now I consider music my religon, I'm more of a spiritualist than anything. I'm the youngest of 3 kids, 1 brother & 1 sister. I'm a mama's boy, my mom is my ..1 fan. My family is extremely important to me, even those of my friends whom I consider my family. I admit that i'm a borderline asshole and I've got a bit of an impulse problem and I can be little loopy at times. I've got A.D.D. & insomnia, I've learned to live with both of them and feel that I don't need any type of pills to help me. I'm probably one of the most random people you'll ever come across, but people still like to be around me for some strange reason. I'm the type of person who'll do anything for a laugh, including causing bodily harm to myself. If you need an ear to talk to I'll listen; if there's a burger, steak, chillidog, or slice of pizza you can't finish I'll eat it; if you can't hold your liquor anymore I'll take the shot for you. I like to do anything new and eye opening. I love to eat so if you know how to throw down in the kitchen then holla at me. Well I don't know what else to say about myself so I'll just leave you with my parting words of wisdom: KICK ASS, BLOW SMOKE AND ROCK THE MUH-FUCKIN' WORLD!!!!.. width="425" height="350" .. ME N' MY SPECIAL ONE

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Music lovers, beer drinkers, weed smokers, The King of Cartoons, the guy who invented duct tape, DJ Kool Herc, The Pope, Quintin Tarintino, Kevin Smith, Redman & Method Man, Stan Lee, The Dahli Lama, Russell Simmions, Benny Hinn, Ed McMahon, Jessica Alba, Hill Billys, Rozlyn Sanchez, Kung-Fu Masters, Michelle Rodriguez, hobos, Halle Berry, Alicia Keys, Vanessa Manillo, Mel Brooks, Eva Mendez, Adriana Lima, Kelly Hu, and Chef Boyarde.IM my ass on AIM or Yahoo @Rhym3SyndicateGet at'cha dog!!

My Blog

DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT By:Dylan Thomas

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words ha...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:23:00 GMT

I'm surrounded by frikken idiots!!!

The most random thing happened to me like 4 minuets ago. Me n' my friend, George, went to the liquor store real quick to get some munchies n' cigarettes and as we were leaving some random person was l...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 21:25:00 GMT

"OH SHIT!! I PISSED IN THE OVEN!!", George K.

Ok, last night I was at my friend's place burnin' spliffs and drinkin' the brew. And it's about 2:30 AM when I'm lookin' up music online and all of a sudden I notice my friend standing in fr...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 15:02:00 GMT

The day is finally here....

Well Omar, John and myself are packing up our shit and blowinig this popsicle stand as we speak. Not supprisingly I have the least amount of stuff to pack. I look around while we pack and move everyth...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 13:55:00 GMT

Moving on from here....

Ok so I've been staying with my friends Omar and John for the past couple of months, I've become the unspoken 3rd roommate. I've loved the flow of musical energy that's been here since day 1, yeah a b...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 16:38:00 GMT

The night of a musician...

Well it's around 4am and I'm just awake listening to some cd's and jammin' on my keyboard. I'm actually coming up with some good stuff. Yup I sit here, making music, as I patiently wait for my special...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 04:09:00 GMT

Ask not what your country can do for you, but who you can do in you country!!

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Posted by on Fri, 25 Jun 2004 02:10:00 GMT

Time for some cake and ice cream

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CHRISTIAN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. It's almost 8:00 in the morning and I really don't feel any older yet. Maybe I'll feel like an old fart...
Posted by on Tue, 25 May 2004 07:36:00 GMT

The low-down...

--Basic-- Full Name: Christian Daniel Ortiz Ragas Nickname: Kwiatus,Chaan,Dumbass Age: 23 in 9 days Grade: I'm still a damn freshman in college after 3 1/2 years Birthday: May 25th People you ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 May 2004 04:43:00 GMT

One helluva weekend...

Man, I've had one hell of a weekend. Friday night went to Club NV, I've always wanted to go to the club with a mohawk so I did just that, to my supprise alot of girls seemed to like it. There I ran in...
Posted by on Mon, 03 May 2004 00:43:00 GMT