losing my beer belly without losing the beer part. a bachelor party without having to marry somebody. i like to enjoy dying by drowning in a sea of women, if thats possible. i'm interested in the lakers being great again. i like things that grow from cow shit. frozen water makes my jack and cokes cold, thats great. jump roping, Having alot of commas. my selfishness always benefits others so its not bad. 80 degree water in the ocean, river, or lake whenever i am in it, other than my own urine. Sand that doesnt get everywhere. Who really is a nymphomaniac.I am always happy when I drink the sauce but to tend to raise my voice, fuck off you're not perfect. i don't know what else to say, ask me a question. I fought my friend in the streets of italy after accidnetly rolling in shit at 8 in the morning. I feel good, u should touch me. Insertion is fun. my favorite color is cheerleader pink. Tiger Woods Foundation is better than your job. today, i got paid for drinking beer, playing darts, chillin' with my buddy, and porn in the background for in between dart throws and where ever i go i drive a golf cart, BAM! i like the summer because i like to see girl skin. by the way im better than you thats all u need to know. I like candy, spanking ass, walks on the beach, pulling girls' hair gently, drinking lightly in public, and boarding anything i can stay up on, and having fun, i like God and all his creatures, but mostly women.I like bad ideas that turn into fun. i want everyone to be friends so i can always have a good time. don't F-in' litter you, lazy fuck. Who wants to go to poundtown? i like to rock out.I like girls who take shortcuts. Big bottom girls you make the world go round. I am probably better than you. the general public is 85% to 95% stoopid.
1.I'd like to meet God and the Devil at one time in the same room and have a couple of drinks with them. 2.Poprocks, champagne, pussy, and twister go well together. 3. Someone who i can F ! i have been in the clink for the last 20 days, i need a touch of a good woman or if you have a puppy that i can play with, let me know if you are interested. don't ever go to jail with a bunch of men if you are not gay. 4. A person who has free coupons for drugs, hookers, and alcohol needs to contact me immediately 5. a friend. Thank you.6.A girl who is an all-star 7.sir isaac fuckin newton, cocksucker. thats it for now 8. A monkey with a solid right hook. 9.Strangers with candy.10. A girl to be my pool guy.
Shit that kicks ass like:NOFX, Englebert Humperdink, Fucking in elevators, Black star Anus, Avenged sevenfold, Sluts playing guitar, Slayer, NIN, Girls with doglips, Mos def, dismissed, Strung Out, cocaine off 7 inch vinyl, Eric Clapton, Monkeys and bananas, Drowning the neighbor's cat, Guttermouth, Marvin Gaye, Donkeys who love beavers, Rainbow faquing, Pennywise, F-loder, Megadeath, AC/DC, Fee at the door, Tool, To be continued, Trains and whistleblowing, BAM! UR pregnant, Blackalicious, Deltron, Tortillas with beans,born to die so get money, DJ Mark Farina, A tribe called quest, Eazy-E, my volcano blasting in your ass, my sock loves me, Tito Puente, AFI, parrots that tell better lies than i do, chickens sitting on my huevos,Snoop, black flag, Conrad rolling blinfolded at the petting zoo pockets filled with jerky, DJ Dan, terrorists fighting with tight vaginas, Bad religion, Good Riddance, backwards walking women, Sublime, Long beach dub allstars, Marley, breaking white china and cleaning it up with my nose, DJ Pat Hall, hidden camera closet-fucking, amateurs with video cameras, Sublime, Rise Against, not finding want you are looking for, beer fountains at magic mountain, a cocked-eyed billy goat named Zippy, peter tchiakovsky, the Doors, Dr. Dre and others...
Gummo
Television
I like all books. "Knowing is half the battle, YO! Joe!" (G.I. Joe 1989)
A monkey that knows how to make a jack n' coke and get girls numbers for me. My rabbi, Sam Litman, and goats that climb impossible cliffs.Im a hero sometimes like when i saved my own life from a death road that i accidently fell off. i climbed up my way to safety through treacherous cacti and mind u i have several broken ribs and internal bleeding. i was so bad ass.