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Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church. Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
You are a Rocker Girl!
If you don't have musical talent, you've got a talent for picking out great CD's.
Music rules your life - and you've got the best MP3 collection of anyone you know.
Many guys find you intimidating, but a select few think you're the catch of a lifetime.
Start hanging out in more used record stores, and you'll find love with a fellow rocker!
What Kind of Girl Are You?
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About Me
Name: Dawn
Birthday: December 5
What's your sign? Sagittarius
What's the last thing you bought online? books
Last bug you killed? not sure what it was, but it was nasty
What's in your CD player right now? Whiskey Falls, LeAnn Rimes, Little Big Town, Carolina Rain, Country Mile, Rick Caballo, Lady Antebellum, Todd O'Neill & Saving Litchfield
Bad habit you can't tolerate in others? stupidity & rudeness
My next car is going to be.... a Porsche
Celeb you most despise right now? Dubya
Last perfume you used? KISS
I could be a damn fine ________________ if they'd only give me a chance? race car driver
What's Your Weakness? Wally Brandt
What book are you reading? The Alchemist
Favorite board game? Sorry
Least favorite color? orange
What's your ringtone? Starfish & Coffee for calls, Highway 59 for texts cuz the other way I'd just let Seven sing to me and never answer the phone LoL
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