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I've been working as an electrician long enough for people to call me sparky. I am currently extremely happy in a relationship, but am having a love affair with multiple different mountains. Each of which allow me to ride my snowboard just about every weekend. Im pretty good at two things in particular, not taking anything seriously; and pretty much fucking up the few things that I do. I live for my family and friends, because if it wasn't for them there'd be nothing worth living for except you Jaime. I guess to sum it up I'm just a self proclaimed dork who loves to spend time with people dorkier than me.

My Interests

Riding, drinking, riding while drinking: and doing all of the above with people who don't make me want to kill myself. Oh yea and putting in major hours getting tattooed.

I'd like to meet:

The man who discovered milk. I mean what kind of redneck fuck looked at cow and said, " I'm gonna go squeeze that there dangly thing and drink whatever comes out!"

Music:


Okay you all ready?..... Sinatra, Ray Charles, Modest Mouse, Matisyahu, APPLESEED CAST, Casket Lottery, ALL LOCAL PUNK, Engine Down(gonna miss you guys), Incubus, Percy Hill, Disco Biscuits, TOM WAITS, Tool, actually anything that Maynard has to do with, Blink, CO & CA, Taking Back Sunday, Unearth, Converge, The Mars Volta, @ the drive-in, Manic Hispanic, La Plebe, The Reverand Horton Heat, The Police, Red Animal War, Hot Water Music, The Flaming Lips, Primus Sucks, Did I mention Tom Waits?, GG rest in peace you sick fuck, Explosions in the sky, The Gogol Bordello, Turbonegro, 69 EYES, Strung Out, Rise Against, Against Me, Toots, Bela Fleck, Jack Johnson and Ben harper, I know I'm a Hippy. So basically these are just a few that were floating around my brain but I think it gives you all good enough of an idea. And if it doesn't tough shit.

Movies:

Anything David Lynch; Spirited Away; Chopper; Akira, Ichi The Killer; Bubba Ho-Tep; Ran; The Seven Samurai; Fight Cub; Anything from the 80's; anything with zombies or any other form of decaying flesh eating character (home movies included) and......oh yeah amputee porn.
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
You scored as Candyman. You are the Candyman. You love living in the spotlight, and being feared. But should anyone question you, you make sure they suffer for their mistakes. You will go on, with people quietly talking about the evil that lives within you, while hoping they never have to experience it.

Leatherface


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Michael Myers


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Jason Voorhees


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Freddy Krueger


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Pinhead


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Jigsaw


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Hannibal Lecter


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Captain Spaulding


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Candyman


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Buffalo Bill


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Television:

No idiot box for me thanks.

Books:

Reading books is like watching a movie in your mind! Rule Of The Bone; Monster; Our America; Angels and Demons; HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy; Journal of the Dead; The Da Vinci Code; American Gods; Coraline; my brain hurts now.

Heroes:

My mom, my sister, Pee Wee, Mr. T, Borat, Don Johnson, Rocky, Macguyver, Punky Brewster, Count Chocula, and of course Mr. Ron Burgundy. Nikola Tesla

My Blog

the perfect dump

Is a sliding,  fartless masterpiece.  It breaks the water with the grace of an expert diver.  You lean over to snag a piece of toilet paper only to find out it was completely unnecessar...
Posted by Uploaded Identity on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:02:00 PST

I Need Inspiration!

I am looking for traditional Japanese artwork to point me in the right direction in designing a sleeve.  If anyone has any insight as to where I can view any such imagery,  in person please ...
Posted by Uploaded Identity on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:32:00 PST