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Me,myself & I
Call me Maggie, Maggish, Mag, "Maggie-Baggy-Baby", Tripple M, SmackDaPony or just Smacky... aka "the german"
My hobbies: Vanity, Envy, Lust, Wrath, Greed, Sloth, and Gluttony
Life´s hilariously unfair...
Dont face a problem - BURN IT !!!
Thank god for science
"Impossible" is just an oppinion
Wut doesnt kill u makes u harder - and wut does makes ur mother harder
! Do NOT claim cheerleading isnt a REAL sport !
If it makes u happy then it cant be that bad
Take ur hand outta my pants - I´ll count till 1000
I´m always late...sorry
I fuckin hate clowns n mimes... they´re scarin the shit outta me... :(
South Park, Family Guy, Happy Tree Friends, American Dad, Drawn 2gether... HILARIOUS
U kno ur in luv when u see the world in his eyes and his eyes everywhere in the world
TACCO BELL?! *Crunch Wrap, I miss u* Germany sux soo bad
U say Im complicated like its sumthin bad
God wont let u suffer more pain than u can handle
Oh, how I looooove penguins....♥ ♥ ♥
Wut I dislike? lil weepin male pussies... god, ur men, sissies !!!!
!! YAMAHA R1 KICKS ASS !!
Reaggaton & HipHop !! ... and Merengue.
Dolphins r just gay sharcks...think about it
Im a schizophrenic - Me too !
!!! OREOS !!!
Dont hate me cuz u aint me ;)
If I wuz u, I´d rather be me

My recent
Love ♥♥♥

My Interests

crazy
shit

I FELT the lion...

Angie,Quinnefer,me and Rich on da last PYJAMA JAM
I hooked them up: ma Michi and ma Timmy-Babe
We were lost in that fuckin corn maze for 3hrs
would u believe me if I said we were NOT drunk that night?
Rick, Kandell an me
...addicted to Battle Field 2 (DIE! DIE DIE!)
Yanno, me, Michi and Cotez´ FU-finger (yeah right, we all show our chewed candy)
da recently refounded Kindergarten-Crew...
myspace addicted...
I can be sooo childish...
My 18th Bday-party
Kelte, da "emotionless piece of bah" (an me)
Uh-Oh... baaaad hangover
"Hast du gerade an meinem Haar gerochen"-Steve
shhhhht
my cell - my best friend

I'd like to meet:

What can I say? Yehaaaaw!

Music:



_______Bests________

1. male friend: Cortez de la Rodriguez Diaz
2. female friend: Michi - Schnubbel
3. Vacation: NY ´95 / Greece ´00 / MD ´05
4. age: 21 ;)
5. memory: MD ´05

______Worst________

1. Time of day: time to get up -_-
2. Day of the week: monday!
3. Food: pumpkin soup
4. Memory: sugery (broken nose)
5. Boyfriend or girlfriend: Mr B. "pussy" B.

_______Lasts__________

1. Person u saw: roommate
2. Talk on the phone with: probably Quinn
3. Hugged: Rich
4. IM: Alexis (he´s always online)

_______Firsts_________

1. Kiss: disappointing
2. Serious bf or gf: WWI was more fun
3. Car: never had one
4. First school: Rudolf-Wissel Elementary (=good times)
5. Job: underpaid

_______today________

1. What are you doing now: avoiding to study
2. Tonight: study
3. Wearing: jeans & black polo-neck sweater
4. what did you eat for lunch: didnt have lunch yet (Im starving)
5: mood: cheerful, activ and happ (thnx red bull)

________tomorrow___________

1. Is: another wonderful day in a wonderful country
2. Got any plans: make someone feel better
3. Goal: not to kill myself / get killed
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: exam in CJ
5. Do you have work: full time student B!TCH

________Fav's__________

1. Number: 40
2: Song: right now, "Just to see u smile" Tim McGraw
3. Color: black & turquoise
4. Season: SUMMER (sun sun sun)
5. State: dunno...a warm one :)

________Currently_________

1. Are you in love?: naw..I wish
2. Dating someone: naw... Im picky
3. Missing someone: hell yeah
4. Thoughts: should I bleech my teeth?
5. Wanting: money, amercian citizenship, party instead of studying

Movies:

Hott
Stuff

Maggie Happy. Maggie w/ penguins

Ange and me on da last costum party
Quinnefer and myslef on campus
Dick n me at the (however u spell it) HOOKER-BAR
Timmy-Babe myself and Cortez...dat night ruled
- okay, dats stupid....
Ma Cube-Party-Crew
The worlds ugliest dog...but I fuckin ♥ him, hes mine!
Ma soldier Phillip ma cutie Franzi and me (of course drinkin)
Horny and his hoes... ;)
Mi CC Milena, Juan el chico y yo (Donde esta la biblotheka?)
dat we wuz just far too much 4 me...
Jesse´s Bday in da Matrix-Club...insane
Ange & me
BOOBOO da mexican shepherd
aww, where r the good old times?

lol "were here..to cheer...for YOU!!" remember, Bobo?

Television:



OMG....
I LOVE dancing...and I fuckin ADORE penguins... so wut can be cooler than DANCING PENGUINS, huuu????

Aint em cute?
(Wut ur huggin me for?! - He told me to - Get away! - Naw, u like it)

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME !!!!

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Books:

Hott
Stuff

Halloween 06
AY CARAMBA drunkos as fuckos
ICE CREEEEEAAAAM
Ma best friend Cortez and our "Implosion-Look" lol
...just joking... me and my cheer/gangsta-gurlz
yeah, I wish I could sing...
Me, pissing my pants...
cant even remember takin dat pic lol

Heroes:


"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands, protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless act they perform for us in our time of need. Amen"
WE ARE THANKFUL THAT YOU CHOSE TO GO THROUGH HELL

A little more about Smacky...
TEN FAVORITES
01. Disney Character: WINNIE THE POOH
02. flower: I hate flowers...(excluding roses and sunflowers)
03. color: black & turquoise
04. sport: AMERICAN FOOTBALL & Cheerleading
05. drink: Vodka Energy, KiBa (non alcoholic)
06. music: reaggaton & merengue (currently country too)
07. food: ...mexican (yummy)
08. season: summer !!!!!
09. class: biology
10. city: NYC & Bärlin :)
TEN FACTS
01. hometown: Big Bad City Berlin
02. hair color: currently red
03. height: 5´9´´
04. weight: next question -_-
05. eye color: brown
06. shoe size: 7 1/2
07. mood: happy :) always happy :D
08. orientation: sssstraight
09. available?: so available... !!!
10. lefty/righty: righty
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
01. have you ever been in love: not really
02. do you believe in love: not in eternal love... but Im convinceable ;)
03. why did your last relationship fail? cuz he was a pussy
04. have you ever been heartbrokenz: nope
05. have you ever broken someone's heart: yup
06. have you ever fallen for your best friend: naw
07. have you ever loved someone but never told them: I can write a book about that...
08. are you afraid of commitment: sometimes...
09. have you ever had a secret admirer: that was fun, yeah
10. do you believe in love at first sight: physical attraction, hell yeah...
TEN THINGS: THIS OR THAT
01. love or money: uh thats tough...right now money. but ask me in a few weeks again
02. hard liquor or beer: although Im german, I hate beer. So I go with hard liquor
04. one night stands or relationships: at the moment relationship :(
05. televison or internet: INTERNET
06. pepsi or coke: neither nor eww
07. wild night out or romantic night in: I like it wild ;)
08. colored or black and white pictures: black / white
09. phone or in person: vis-a-vis
10. aim or myspace: lol me as a myspace addict...
TEN HAVE YOU EVERS
01. have you ever been caught sneaking out: unfortunatelly
02. have you ever skinny dipped: its funny
03. have you ever done something you regret: naw, I dont give a shit ha ha
04. have you ever bungee jumped: I wish
05. have you ever said I love you and really meant it: looooool no
06. have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker: it was hard work, but yeah indeed
07. have you ever wanted someone so badly it hurt: yessir...
10. have you ever been caught by your parents doing it? it wasnt my parents...but his
RANDOM STUFF
01. are you missing someone right now: more than only one
02. are you happy: YESSIR
03. are you talking to anyone right now: my roommate...hey ange!
04. are you bored: a little bit...actually I should study
05. are you german: excuse me, former german future AMERICAN...
06. do you cusse: FUCK NAW
07. do you have pets: I have a fuckin ZOO at home
08. do you have siblings: an older bro...
09. are your parents still married: no
10. do you like someone right now: possible ;)

My Blog

America - FUCK YEAH!

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And (please insert name or country) are pussies. And (please insert name or country).. is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks!.. because pussies ...
Posted by Don't poke the penguin on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

...politically incorrect, but funny as shit...

And here my fav one.... wait till the third part!!!"I want a war I want a war I want a war""Sir, u just had one...and u didnt even finish that one..."HILARIOUS!!!!!If it only would be that easy in rea...
Posted by Don't poke the penguin on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:11:00 PST

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. __________________________You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks witho...
Posted by Don't poke the penguin on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

? B R O K E B A C K ? P E N G U I N S ?

"Brokeback Mountain" plus "The March of the penguins" equals "Brokeback Penguins"... and wut can be cuter than gay penguins? PSThe incredibly sad main theme: "Gustavo Santaolalla - Wings" ...sooo dep...
Posted by Don't poke the penguin on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 08:38:00 PST

Roses r red (...continued)

Roses are red Violets are korny Whenever I think of you Uh, Baby, I get horny If I want u Dont be busy Tear me down And fuck me dizzy Eat me Beat me Bite me Blow me Scratch me Lick me Very slowy Use ...
Posted by Don't poke the penguin on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:03:00 PST

U kno u r a cheerleader when...

You know you're a cheerleader when...1) You are willing to get naked in front of about 1,000 other people in about 15 seconds.4) When you think of Liberty you're not talking about the statue.5) You w...
Posted by Don't poke the penguin on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:13:00 PST