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Burkett

All Throttle Plus the Bottle....

About Me

I'm Burkett. I don't have a first name, so let's keep it that way. I like a lot of stuff, but mostly making $$$, and building stuff. I work my ass off at my regular job, got my own auto detailing business, and try to get-r-done when I can. I enjoy building (not fixing) cars, customizing them, racing them, whatever. If it's fast, I like it, if it's old it will be hot rodded, if it's fly , it will be supa-fly. I got an '89 Mustang that I'm building that will be one serious hot rod once it's done. Gimme a holler if you want your ride cleaned or pimped or you just wanna chill.

My Interests

Cars, BEER!, Going FUCKING fast, Mustangs and trucks, going on cruises, Shooting Pool, fishin', Roadtrips, Drag racing and my pup-dog Bailey, who will bite the fuck out of you(probably not).

I'd like to meet:

People that are real, those that share my interest in the car scene. A chick who can be my "bad girlfriend". LOL. One whose got goals, has her head on straight, but still knows how to have a good time.

Music:

Metallica, Godsmack, Korn, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kid Rock, Hank Williams, Jr., Slipknot, Sevendust, Static-X, Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, Jason Aldean, George Strait, Josh Turner

Movies:

Transporter 1+2, Jackass, Snatch, Blue Collar anything, Gone in 60 Seconds.

Television:

Pinks. CSI. PowerBlock.

Books:

Hustler mags, Muscle Mustangs, the latest issue of Truckin', StreeTrucks, last month's issue of Beer Drinker's Monthly, and hey! check this shit out- The Da Vinci Code and The Last Templar- excellent reading material. These books piss all over the Bible. Pretty fucking cool.

Heroes:

Jesse James, the Teutels, Chip Foose, Indian Larry, John Force, Boyd Coddington (RIP) old-school hot rodders, and the Anheuser-Busch brewery.

My Blog

Bye, Deeda. (The Human Mind)

Well, I am now thoroughly convinced that the human mind is the most powerful force ever bestowed to any being EVER on the face of this planet. It makes you think. Think hard. I went and saw my gr...
Posted by Burkett on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST

Fucking awesome crazy Night!

WOW! That's all I really gotta say about last night. It was fucking awesome. It wouldn't be any fun for you guys unless I told the story. So here it is: Last night me and S2H were down at the Fells Po...
Posted by Burkett on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

Me and Stu saved some dude's life- this shit is for real

Ok, I know that Stu has this shit up in his blog already but I thought that maybe I should post one, too. Stu picked me up at the house and decided we were going to go and cruise around or something ...
Posted by Burkett on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:43:00 PST

Attention Ya'll!

Attention Ya'll! This is an official announcement so shut the the fuck up and listen. I, His Most Royal Highness, the Reverend Doctor Christopher R. Burkett, Esquire has proclaimed that I shall return...
Posted by Burkett on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:55:00 PST

Who the Fuck Knows

I have Fallen prey to failure Old Habits Reappear, Fighting the Fear of Fear Growing Conspiracy, myself is after me Frayed Ends of Sanity, Hear them calling me Mind- come back!! Where are you going??...
Posted by Burkett on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:14:00 PST

Chain Letters

Ya know what? I nreally hate those stupid ass chain letters everyone sends out. I think that they're childish and pointless and they just take up space. But my life royally sucks right now and my luck...
Posted by Burkett on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 03:14:00 PST

My truck is gone and life sucks

Well it's been about 15 hours and I am Harley-less. That's right- NO TRUCK. I went outside last night about 8:30 to go to work, only that shit is hard to do when the there is no truck there. I immedia...
Posted by Burkett on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:00:00 PST

Dumb motherfuckers I swear (CA and pit bulls)

What the fuck people? Is America getting more and more retarded as the days go by? What the hell is this shit that there's a bill to ban the breeding/ kill off all pitbulls?? Jesus Christ what a bunch...
Posted by Burkett on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:43:00 PST

New Orleans is THE SHIT!

Dude- went to Bourbon Street for the first time last night. WOW! That place is freaking awesome. It's just like experiencing "Wild On!" on E, but it's like that all the time! A HUGE ASS block party ev...
Posted by Burkett on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:43:00 PST

Good stuff

Well, it seems like it is time for a new blog. OK. It is St. Patty's Day, I am in New Orleans aka "The Big Easy", and I have just finished my first full week at new job. Life seems to be getting good ...
Posted by Burkett on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:26:00 PST