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Johnson

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About Me

Im a squaddie, and a squaddie is between the security of childhood and the senility of old age is found that fascinating group of humanity called Squaddies. A Squaddie can be found anywhere in love, in bars, in trouble and always in debt. Girls love them, Towns tolerate them, Hotels hide them, and Governments support them. A Squaddie is:-- Laziness with a pack of cards, Bravery with a tattoo, Ruggedness in uniform and defender of the world with a copy of Playboy. He has the brains of a bear, The energy of a sea turtle, the slyness of a fox, the stories of a sea captain.But enough about that n more about meeee, lol, n one big thing about me is that but can u blame me, lol, and im a very chilled out person, so much so, im lazy . . . altho i can get very wound up easly n stressed out, i sopose im also adveturuse, spontaniouse, n dyslectic if u havent noticed yet lol . . . i donno thats just scraching the surface, im quite a hard person to defict i sopose, and i hope lol, sooooooo i donno what els to but in really, and well im in the british army too, which has been my life long dream i sopose . . . buuuut, if u want to try and get to know me a lil better one way is to add me :-) [email protected]

My Interests

the army (im in it), music, films, drinking, going out, meeting new ppl, traveling, u know that usual i guess

I'd like to meet:

You

Music:

Everything realy... i tend to lean from to rock, indie stuff to house, dance stuff...

Movies:

a beautiful mind, i am sam, farenhight 9/11, bowlining for colombine, jackass the movie, old school, high fidelity, interview with a vampire, queen of the dammed, romeo+juliet, matrix-'s, taking lives, a clockwork orange, sleepy hollow, lord of the rings-'s, shindler's list, the pianist, black hawk down, shrek 1-2, shawn of the dead, dawn of the dead, saw, taxi driver, virgin suicides, love actualy, man on fire, bravo two zero, dog soldiers, saving privet rayan, band of brothers, about a boy, saw1-2

Television:

i dont watch much tv knower days, but when i do its normaly, family guy, the simpsons, little britain, the news, top buzzer, dirty sanchez, south park, life as we know it, hex, point pleasant, the office, weeds, heroes, chuck, skins

Books:

dude whers my country - Michael moore, The Da Vinchi Code - Dan Brown, Commander of Auschwitz - Rudolf Hoess, Heavier Than Heaven the biography of Kurt Cobian - Charles R. Cross, Mein Kampf - Adolf Hitler

Heroes:

my self, Mr k. kobain, satan, huge hefner, the guy/s who created the lazy boy (chair)