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"There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but Nature more."

My name is Kellie,
Making art is my passion.
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It is both impossible & pointless to fully
describe myself on this "space" of mine.
Message me, whatever,
Get to know me.
& I can get to know you.
OH. & Read my "About Me"'s written by two of my closest friends, below this quote down thurr.
They are definitely worth your time. ;)
"Here is the deepest secret nobody knows Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide & this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart
I carry your heart [I carry it in my heart]"
My "About Me" - By Marissa Duquette:
[This is fucking glorious]
Kellie's new About Me:
Those who’ve seen me call me “MT”.
Those who talk to me call me “Pornocchio”.
Those who know me… Well, they just call me Kellie.
I don’t have any hobbies.
I just have activities that are lucky enough to have me enjoy them.
They are as follows:
PWNing at photography, lookin’ damned delicious, MAOW-ing, long boarding, feasting on cheese, not going to school, cracking jokes, not laughing at puns, screaming out car windows at shocked passerby, and Starbucks-ing.
I’m not going to lie: I’m fucking awesome.
Not to toot my own horn or anything (and don’t get your hopes up, because unless you’re a GQ model, I’m not going to waste my time tooting your horn either, if you can catch my drift) but I’m basically the best thing you’ll ever (if you’re lucky) meet.
Why?
For starters, I’m a vegetarian, and not because I like animals.
I don’t hunt, because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
I just go killing.
If you can see me, I can see you.
If you can't see me you may be only seconds away from death.
They once made Kellie Anderson products,
but the toilet paper wouldn’t take shit from anybody, so we had to shut down production.
I once built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination.
As Oswald shot, I met all three bullets with my sick new camera, deflecting them.
JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by me,
and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
I am currently suing NBC,
claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for my upper and lower lips.
Crop circles are my way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
I put Humpty Dumpty back together again,
only to punch him in the face.
Later, I dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The Queen could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Apparently, the autopsy revealed it was due to a poisoned egg.
There can only be one Queen.
I own the best poker face of all time.
In fact, it helped me win the World Championship of Poker with just a green four from Uno, and a "Get Out of Jail Free" card from Monopoly.
Talking about that card, you remember that one night that I was really sick,
and Conan O'Brien stayed in with me
(that guy can't get enough of my humor)
even though all of his friends were outside partying,
and he suggested that we play Monopoly to pass the time, and we did,
and I got one of those "Get Out of Jail Free" cards?
Well I'm using it now.
-Kellie
PS: YOU are the jail.
PEACE!
My "About Me" through the mind of Reade Gilbert:
I would like to take a moment to tell you about Kellie Anderson.
Before I begin I would like to say that while it may be true, this is not going to be a “Kellie is my best friend, she’s awesome, blah blah blah…” type description.
This ‘about Kellie’ writing will be coming from my own unbridled observations about her character.
I will now begin…
Kellie knows no boundaries regarding people of any race, creed, or class. She has a true sense of equality for all people. She is a genuine individual that has no hostility or ill thought of anyone despite social sect or affiliation. She is an ambassador of sorts, she can move freely between all of the cliques that most are so often afraid to venture to and communicate with. She is a mediator between all of these so-called social tribes; and genuinely remains friendly with all people; despite any particular sense of hierarchy or dominion that one clique may feel they have over another. We are all equal, and Kellie Anderson can see this, she treats everyone with the love and consideration that they deserve. Many of us see other people as just people, Kellie views others in a different light, to Kellie…everyone is a friend.
-Reade Gilbert