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jose

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About Me

I'm just easy going and love having fun and shit. Like to cause mischief and going to concerts to go in the mosh pits. Im very mellow but dont like to take shit though. Love partying and all that shit also listen to disco. I have a good fisque but not a show off. Played every sport at school and well at them. Plan on going to College and making the big bucks. And lets go Red Sox they fuckin own %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesus Christ
Birthday: 1 A.D.
Birthplace: Bethlaham
Current Location: Heaven
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both if your lucky
Your Heritage: Christianity
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandels back in Roman Times
Your Weakness: Taking my life for others
Your Fears: Rumpelstilskin
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Convert everyone to Christianity
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Crusty Whore
Thoughts First Waking Up: Its Hard
Your Best Physical Feature: my penis just kidding I really don't know
Your Bedtime: no bed time in heaven
Your Most Missed Memory: Crusty Whores
Pepsi or Coke: Jesus likes Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Heck no
Do you Swear: In heaven there is no such thing Ass hole
Do you Sing: sure
Do you Shower Daily: no jesus stays stinky for all eternity
Have you Been in Love: Im dead i can feel love jerk
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: no gotta keep the bitches
Do you belive in yourself: yes i don't
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yes cause there dead also
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play my skin flute now its the recorder
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Heck yes Jesus keeps it real
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no such thing
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes i haven't
In the past month have you been Dumped: No I dump the bitches
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: nope...I was jus borrowin..
How do you want to Die: already happened
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: GOD
What country would you most like to Visit: Bethlaham
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter then me
Weight: not a fat ass
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: yes
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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