My name is Michael. I have boogers. I refuse to use kleenex out of principal. I go to bed too late. I played guitar in the Love Drunks. Musicians are assholes. I choose to play with my dogs instead of being an asshole. I have a beautiful girlfriend and she makes everyday better than it should of otherwise been. I'm a recovering catholic. I'm Irish so I'm a big fan of drinking, fighting, and fucking. Though drinking is the only one I get to do as often as I'd like. Old musical equipment is the way to my heart. If your band sucks, I'm more than prepared to tell you. Clothes don't make the man, but wearing a long sleeve t-shirt with a german shepard on it is cause for alarm.