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G_RUBB

Less Thinkin' & More Drinkin'

About Me

I'm pretty much your average 24 year old fun-loving, partying, fucking alcoholic. I go on drinking binges entirely too often, never sleep, and then wonder why my liver hasn't kicked my ass yet. I'm usually in the middle of any mess we get ourselves into and known to provide a good laugh at my expense. When I'm not playin "secret agent man", I go home to my dog "Charlie". He's a beagle, and he was named after the Viet Cong because he is one hell of a tunnel rat. Anyway, I'm livin' it up here in Omaha waiting for some hot chick to marry and live happily until we get divorced. Oh, Charlie needs some luvin' too!

My Interests

Alcohol, Chicks.....yeah that's about it!

I'd like to meet:

My future ex-wife.

Music:

Music - now we're talking. Not only do I enjoy listening to music, but I play it as well. I have been playing guitar for nearly 10 years now. I'm still not very good, but it keeps me occupied. I like almost all types of music, except country. "She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw." It's pretty much self explanatory. My favorite band of all time is no question - Danzig. However, I'll give any band a chance until my head starts pounding and suicide begins to seem like a great idea.

Movies:

Anything with explosions and boobs. I mean what else can you ask for in a movie?

Television:

Mine stays mostly on the discovery channel, but I must admit that I can't get enough Roseanne on Oxygen!

Books:

Books??? Why read books when you can just watch the movie? Besides, everyone knows they make books out of great movies! And who wants to spend days reading to the climax of a book when a movie only takes a couple of hours. That's time I could be looking at porn!!!!

Heroes:

Who needs 'em? I'm about as much a hero as anyone else.....and I haven't done shit!

My Blog

livin the good life on uncle sam's bill

I'm here in Arizona TDY for the next week. I just got into my pimp'n hotel and saw all the great bars outside my window. God help me.........
Posted by G_RUBB on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 02:51:00 PST

New pics

New pics.....check 'em out folks!
Posted by G_RUBB on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 09:00:00 PST

I Shouldn't Be Alive

Wow! That's all I have to say about this weekend. I started out the night losing 2 games of shot chess = 32 shots. Then we brought out the beer bong and things get fuzzy. All I know is that we ended u...
Posted by G_RUBB on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 04:06:00 PST

Finally

Are ya happy people? I finally made one of these fucking pages. Now for those old friends from TN, let me know if anyone else is on here so I can add them. I havent heard from any of you fuckers in li...
Posted by G_RUBB on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 02:09:00 PST