I'm a cowboy baby |
I'm working as guide on a dude ranch in Northern Idaho. I get paid to mountain bike, ride horses, fly fish, belay and kayak. Plus get to practice piano and perform for a candlelight deal once a week... Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 22:42:00 GMT |
Once In a Lifetime |
And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shackAnd you may find yourself in another part of the worldAnd you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobileAnd you may find yourself in a ... Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:05:00 GMT |
It started with an iPod and Coke. |
On Friday I decided to get away. So just after midnight on Saturday night I walked out of a car rental shop with enough Coke to keep me up all night, an iPod and the keys to a brand-spankin-new Dodge ... Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 14:36:00 GMT |
Coconut Tea and Live (the only acceptable) Jazz ... |
... seems to be good therapy right now. I woke up this morning and didn't recognize the person staring out of the mirror at me. Mirrors are underrated. I like mirrors (and it's not just a vanity thing... Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 19:41:00 GMT |
14 |
I have nothing to say and I am saying it and that is poetry- John CageI have to say poetry and that is nothing and I am saying itI am and I have poetry to say and that is nothing saying itI am nothing... Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 15:49:00 GMT |
Why Med School ain't for me ... |
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I no... Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 13:28:00 GMT |
This too could happen to you ... |
... when you date Jessica Simpson. Note the cracked out facial expression, the posture of an 80 year old man, and what could very well be orthopedic shoes. We know it's... Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:59:00 GMT |
Beckhamerica |
Welcome to America. Athletes make a lot of money. Americans pay athletes to be our heroes, gladiators, celebrities, cultural icons and role models. But athletes merit every dollar th... Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:00:00 GMT |
7 |
7 is the Biblical number of completion of perfection. 7 continents. 7 seas. Lucky #7. Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs. 7 hills in Rome. 7 deadly sins. 7 is the neutral pH of water. The 7 sisters. 7 notes ... Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 16:07:00 GMT |
A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned |
Do you pick up pennies off the street?
This morning there was a pile of pennies in the middle of the parking lot behind my office. A half dozen people drove in and out for their lunch bre... Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:32:00 GMT |