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Clayton

Tell me one thing you've done off your list to do before 30? ive scored at The Hawthornes, home of W

About Me

im a pretty straight shooting guy, say it as i see it, and dont lie about things, what's the point. im a good listener, and i'm good at helping with people's problems, truthfully it helps me not think about my own. i'm literate and numerate to a degree that i will challenge you haha try me :P like pub quiz's and things like that, good to test the general knowledge (we never win, there's a team of 600year olds who win every week) i'd love to go on a tv quiz, especially a sports one. im a very good footballer, it sounds big headed but meh who cares, come watch me if u wish to differ or care enough that you need proof :P i'm introvert to a certain extent, i can be a very quiet person at times, especially when in a group where i don't know many people there or something, not out on the town though, its about having a great night even if people aren't on your level! i get on with the nice, very social kinds of people on first impression, and i'm very approachable at all times, i like to give people the time of day that alot of people don't, but if people don't want to talk to me, then they don't have to, i've not got the time or effort to bring them round :P so if you see me say hi :Pmsg me blah blah yada yada....

My Interests

hates Marmite, Sushi, R&B, Inliners, Whingers,Bullies,people who r slightly older than you therefore think they're better/more intelligent (a few people i kno come to mind)
Loves Beer, Vodka, Nights out on the town, good lookin girls who rnt dumb, skins, soft rock, DnB (pendulum, aphex twin, squarepusher), jungle (shy fx), INDIE!! comedy (dave chappele, bill bailey, mighty boosh, russell brand, simon amstell, lee evans, frank skinner, dave spikey,) people who can stay up all weekend carrying on the sesh and not moan that they need sleep.
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I'd like to meet:

people who would do crazy shit.. like Derren Brown to freak me out by gettin inside my head, or Christiano Ronaldo to show each other some tricks (obviously he'd have more than me, but i got a few in my bag of tricks) 20 minutes in a room with George dubya Bush and Gordon Brown, with diplomatic immunity. do the world some good. Someone who can get me a trial at a football club. a tutor in 4 years handing me a degree (written 08/08/08)

Music:

to complex to describe to you.. there's simple reasons as to why i either like or dont like a band or artist.. jus ask me.

Movies:

loads.. god dont get me started

Television:

Viva La Bam!! Jackass, WildBoys, Top Gear, The Simpsons, Black Books, Baddiel And Skinner Unplanned, Lee Evans, Jack Dee Live At The Apollo (especially the texts when they all rip the piss cus he's small) Phoenix Nights, That Peter Kay Thing, Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere, Family Guy, World's Most Dangerous Videos, Street Crime UK, Extreme Channel (Kicks Ass, except for boring surfing) All Skate Vids Ever Especially Almost Rodney Mullen vs Daewon Song Round 3.. and One Step Beyond. They Think It's All Over, South Park, errr Any decent Football That Happens To Be On At The current Time..

Books:

mostly books about the beautiful game alan shearer's diary of a season, adrian chiles' we don't know what we're doing, dreaming of the greed league.. i read some books for english at school.. jane eyre, the merchant of venice.. etc..i would read more, but i have the attention span of a goldfish when it comes to sitting down and reading, much rather have an audio tape of the stories, and it's not because i can't read either.. i passed all english exams at school thankyouverymuch :P

Heroes:

'SUPER BOB' TAYLOR - Absolutely Brilliant! The Ultimate West Bromwich Albion goalscoring hero! (kept us up in the first division and got us promoted to the prem with his goals forever will be a hero of mine.. he'll live on forever in my mind)
RODNEY MULLEN - Awesome skater.. i have learnt countless freestyle skate tricks just by watching this man's feet.. he can do things with a skateboard that some can only dream of.. tricks like (get ready for this) Step up to Pogo to wrap around to Casper, Flip to Anti-Casper to Flip out (thats one line of freestlye from bracket to bracket)oh and who can forget, backside flip to primo, to railflip to rail, to 360 rail flip body varial out, madness. this video should clear things up for you about rodders..
RONALDINHO - Technically perfect, dont watch his feet, dont watch the ball, dont watch his eyes, dont try, ur just not gonna tackle this man!! he could hit u in the face with a football from 2 football pitches away!! he can pass the ball, cross the ball, beat players, beat goalkeepers, scores amazing goals, and leads an example to the kids of the world by being a model professional definately a hero!!
JACK BLACK of Tenacious D - Just a fantastic sense of humour and well being.. just watching a day in the life of Jack Black will make u piss urself with laughter.. this guy can make u laff by tellin u his latest trip to the toilet or tellin u about his walk down the street!! jus absolutely brilliant down to earth just genuinely funny guy!
BAM MARGERA - Just takes no shit and does what the hell he likes.. and lives off of it! thats the real life dream, doin what the hell u like and earning shed loads of cash for it! just skating and dickin around!

My Blog

New Years Eve (The story of the night) JB's

Right so we walked towards JB's with half doubt, and half optimism in our minds for the night ahead.. and as we had thought, and strangely on the bus i had prayed for.. we strolled straight in without...
Posted by Clayton on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:50:00 PST

New Years Eve (the story of the night) The build up.

The build up - New Years EveNew years this year, may have possibly been the best ever.. i have had other good one's but the people involved know who they are from back then haha.. anyways here the sto...
Posted by Clayton on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:30:00 PST

Me Lately and Appologies to all my mates

Hi everyone, the reason for this blog is because i havn't really visited and chilled with any of my mates from distant areas recently, and i just want to appologise for it.. i get paid on the 28th and...
Posted by Clayton on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:28:00 PST

Something Good Always Comes Out of Something Bad!

I'm not talkin bout Janet Jackson giving birth to someone who can sing, nooo! I'm talking bout bad situations.. can always lead to good one's.. as long as you got the right people around you, understa...
Posted by Clayton on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 05:11:00 PST

Makes, Breaks and Mistakes! (Ups and Downs)

hi, i just wanna wirte a blog about makes breaks and mistakes, as the title suggests.. I spoke to Joe for the first time since our bust up today and things seemed ok :) it's been a while since we chi...
Posted by Clayton on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:37:00 PST

Me.. My ''Mates'', My Mates and 2006 so far...

Hi everyone, i've kinda been inspired to write a blog.. so here goes... i've realised alot in 2006 so far perhaps even more than i did in the whole of 2006, friends who say they got your back and clai...
Posted by Clayton on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:25:00 PST

2005

So.. 2005 is nearly over and i jus wanna share with you my personal highlights of 2005 theres a hell of alot to go so grab yourself a coffee or something.. it's easy for me to remember the funniest pa...
Posted by Clayton on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 05:35:00 PST

Do people actually read my blog??

Jus wondering whether people do actually read my blog or not.. i enjoy writing them now and then so theres more on my profile and stuff.. not really for a reaction tho to be honest.. but people who re...
Posted by Clayton on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 04:00:00 PST

Ex - Girlfriends

hey.. jus a little bit of a bitchin gonna go on here so if ur not in the mood then dont read on... but girls/women actually not so much the women side of it cus they're actually grown up and mature ju...
Posted by Clayton on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 10:08:00 PST

new blog :P

Hey i avnt wrote a blog in a while so... heeeey why not!? right well basically things r gettin a bit screwed agen.. more of my mates fightin but this time its not as sour.. both of them seem to be jus...
Posted by Clayton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST