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jaik guru deva, om

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About Me

I suppose I should introduce myself prior to acquainting you with who I am.
My given name is Jacob Alexander Faulkner and I was born at 12:29pm on October 2nd, 1985 in Cincinnati, Ohio. I prefer to go by the name River Grey, as I've found this to be the most aesthetic summary of myself in a title, but many address me simply as Jaik. Either way, you now have some insight to begin with.
Now, on to more salient aspects of my persona.

I am a lover and a fighter.
At my best I am a dynamist; passionate, charismatic, cognitive, complex and magnetic; brimming with confidence, and yet tranquil. Antithetically I am subversive, selfish, uninspiringly arrogant, overly apologetic and acquiescent to the insecurities of those around me. A seemingly volatile salmagundi of personality traits I can usually maintain a certain equanimity.

I am an artist.
I paint pretty pictures with music and weave words into tapestries. I am the creative force behind Unwyred ; a musical project that I've invested 6 years into thus far. More recently, since the addendum of artists to perform live music under the name of the project, I am the frontman, the lead singer/songwriter, and the bassist for all things Unwyred .

I am not a believer.
I cannot imagine a conscious omnipotent singularity as the cause for our creation, and more pertinently, a forgiver of our sins and warden to our souls. An avowal to this mindset as an axiom is the epitome of selfishness. I choose, rather, to believe that we are all beings of energy, as is the eternity around us. Therefore, we are all parallel, complementary, and interconnected. What I could define as "God" or "Allah" would be the perpetual infinitude of existence and everything in it. We create ourselves and destroy ourselves. We control our own destinies and kismet. Serendipity and the stars are merely a reflection of this, karma a manifestation.

I am a blissful tragedy.
I have the fortune of experience beyond my years. I lost my only child during her birth, a pain noone should have to endure but has the ability to wisen one greatly. I've loved, and have been loved. I've been treated well as well as mistreated. People from my past have used me, bruised me, and abused me, taken advantage of me and taken me for granted. Adversely, I must confess as a result of this I have been host to such ill will in my past as well. A tragic bliss as I possess more perspicacity than many but lack the sagacity that keeps me from tumbling headlong into the tempestuous nature that is my life.

I am a dreamer.
I tend to live most of my life somewhere in my mind; I've many unique ideas, but rarely act on them, allowing me to be rather adept at admonition. I aspire to break the mould whenever and wherever I can and will tell you so without reservation.I seek to expand my horizons, be it linquistically, culturally, intellectually, philosophically, in aspiration of pulchritude, or merely to discover something new everyday, I am on an ever-evolving crusade of self, and seek to imbibe the world around me. Take me now or leave me forever, I'm just like you imagined; and more than you could ever dream.


"About Me" through the eyes of those around me:

"Jaik is new, a revelation. Elation. Purely reminiscent of the organic. He is the promise of spring and the downfall of winter. He is an understatement sincerely misheard. He is the driving passion of himself, and unique in that nature. He is looking at myself."
~Cece


"Jake man you are a good friend though i haven't really talked to you in about a year, i am glad to have known you bro"
~James Sweet, A.K.A. Machine


"What is there to say?... There is not an old or new soul on this planet quite like you. Jaik, you are one of a kind."
~Jennifer


"you are the antithesis of yourself. you are jacob alexander faulkner, the kid and the boy, the curly-haired little kid who called me “dit-dee” and river gray, the articulate, prolific thinker. you are sympathetic and apathetic. you are passionate and dispassionate. you are wisdom and arrogance. you are elation and sadness. you are enlightened and in the dark. you are introspective and in denial. you are filled with enthusiasm, hope and idealism yet, doubtful. you are eccentric and conventional. you are a whirlwind of contradictions and complex layers tethered to a foundation of truth, searching for meaning and purpose, effecting and inspiring those around you. you are art."
~Jasmine


"Jaik, you are an ever so jubilent, treasure trove of sunshine :) that makes for the best coffee conversationalist at perkins."
~Joy


"You're a hyper, spamtastic ham."
~Emily


"In a creative venue the River is always flowing. RVR (aka: river, jaike the snake, looking for something less profound, something less profound and rock of Gibraltar) having a some what profound view of his universe, seems to be experiencing his life to the fullest, at least that which has been presented to him at this time and place of his existence. Suggestions lets jump from a perfectly good airplane or surf the storm swells of Australia. Let freedom ring I am stupid enough to try damn near anything and smart enough to know it is my right (obligation) to do so! Listen up freedom slaves I stand with RVR get your shit together and see us for what we are."
~James Pruitt, A.K.A. Cerebral


"hmmm Jaik...Jaik is hard to describe..very different..which in a world full of people trying to do what everyone tells them to do is kind of a breath of fresh air. Hes an awsome listener, can always make you laugh, even if you are dead set on not. very intellectual which again is defferent. so really only thing i can say is jaik is different..but in a good way..."
~Jeannette


"You spend every moment, every heartbeat being exactly what you are.
Yourself. There is no doubting it. Only self-recrimination buried under layers of depth and decisive indecision."
~Amanda


"you are my favorite son!"
~Debi


"You are the son who I told never to be afraid to march to the beat of a different drummer who grew to be the man who is unafraid to reach out his hand and caress existance like a theremin."
~Ted Lee


"well i think that you are very persistant in what you want, very unique in every aspect from what you eat to your style of clothes, also more emotional then most guys, quit caring so damn much it's not good for you! jk! but that makes you a very loyal friend, oh and let's not forget about your 33% more free."
~Renee


"Ahh, there is so much to be said, but so little space, for one who indulges in things such as you, few can comprehend... Inside the mind of Jaik is where few have been, if deemed worthy you shall see an understanding of things unbeknownest to most...With a just heart he welcomes the masses, but accepts the few. Like crossing the Straits of Gilbralter, prepare for anything."
~Vander



You are a
Social Liberal
(78% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:
Socialist
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion 73%
Stability 80%
Orderliness 53%
Accommodation 56%
Interdependence 16%
Intellectual 83%
Mystical 90%
Artistic 90%
Religious 10%
Hedonism 90%
Materialism 90%
Narcissism 63%
Adventurousness 90%
Work ethic 50%
Self absorbed 43%
Conflict seeking 43%
Need to dominate 50%
Romantic 83%
Avoidant 10%
Anti-authority 90%
Wealth 30%
Dependency 10%
Change averse 30%
Cautiousness 50%
Individuality 90%
Sexuality 90%
Peter pan complex 36%
Physical security 70%
Physical Fitness 90%
Histrionic 50%
Paranoia 16%
Vanity 90%
Hypersensitivity 30%
Female cliche 56%

My Interests

1.513.535.1997

Call me, silly rabbits.

Sun Sign: Libra
Sun 9° Libra 25' Libra Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Taurus
Moon 19° Taurus 37' Taurus Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Sagittarius
Ascendant 7° Sagittarius 13' Sagittarius Horoscope
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You're an Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I dunno, press the button and find out."

Quotations

"Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you live, if you do."
Elizabeth Bowen(1899 - 1973)

"Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you."
Wally 'Famous' Amos (1936 - )

"To find everything profound - that is an inconvenient trait. It makes one strain one's eyes all the time, and in the end one finds more than one might have wished."
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

"I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way."
Carl Sandburg (1878 - 1967)

I'd like to meet:

Something less profound, the coffeeshop inamorata.

Music:

A3, Afro Celt Sound System, The A.K.A.'s, Alanis Morisette, Amon Tobin, Audioslave, The Beatles, Beck, Blind Melon, Bright Eyes, Bush, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Counting Crows, The Cranberries, The Cure, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Death Cab For Cutie, Depeche Mode, Dirty Vegas, Dishwalla, Django Reinhardt, The Doors, The Dresden Dolls, Dr. Dre, Dynamite Hack, Edwin McCain, Eels, Everclear, Filter, Fiona Apple, The Flys, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Garbage, Gin Blossoms, Gogol Bordello, Goo Goo Dools, Harvey Danger, Ice Cube, Jewel, Johnny Cash, KT Tunstall, L7, Led Zeppelin, Lisa Loeb, Local H, Louis XIV, Marcy Playground, Massive Attack, Metric, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mint Royale, Modest Mouse, Monsters Are Waiting, Muse, Natalie Imbruglia, Nine Inch Nails, NWA, Oasis, Pearl Jam, A Perfect Circle, Poe, Primitive Radio Gods, Propellerheads, Queens of the Stoneage, Radiohead, Rasputina, R.E.M., Rob Zombie, Sarah McLachlan, She Wants Revenge, Sia, Sigur Ros, SLOT, Smashing Pumpkins, Sneaker Pimps, Soul Coughing, Spin Doctors, Stabbing Westward, Suzanne Vega, Tegan and Sara, Thievery Corporation, Toadies, Tool, Tori Amos, Tricky, Tupac Shakur, Unwyred, VAST, The Verve Pipe, The Violent Femmes, Wallflowers, Weezer, The White Stripes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Movies:

Across The Universe
Boondock Saints
Lost Highway
Natural Born Killers
Everything Is Illuminated
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
A Scanner, Darkly
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2
Labyrinth
The Dark Crystal
Medicine Man
Pi
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Snatch
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Fight Club
Donnie Darko
Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal
Red Dragon
Hannibal Rising
Marilyn Monroe 's entire filmography

Television:

Adult Swim, Modern Marvels, Future Weapons, Mythbusters, Miami Ink, Band of Brothers, South Park.

Books:

2007


Charles Bukowski ~ Slouching Toward Nirvana

John Gardner ~ Grendel

Jack Kerouac ~ The Town & The City

My Blog

Goodbye Ohio

And goodbye to everyone I've ever known. Goodbye to my family, friends, and enemies. Goodbye winter, goodbye Cincinnati and Columbus. Goodbye Cleveland. Goodbye Kings Island, goodbye I-71 bridge....
Posted by jaik guru deva, om on Sun, 18 May 2008 08:55:00 PST

Phone Numbers

right; so i lost my phone on saturday, and over 180 contacts saved in my addressbook as well. because i didn't have a back up of any of these in a phone book, i need all of you to send me your phone n...
Posted by jaik guru deva, om on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:44:00 PST

i’m sick and tired of it.

i've been quite stressed lately so i'd like to get a few things off my chest. for one, i'm sick of all my nice things breaking or dissapearing. i have a custom desktop with 750gb of harddrive space an...
Posted by jaik guru deva, om on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:43:00 PST

shellshock

took a wrong turn somewhere down the line, got messed up in the wrong state of mind. Since when did soul-searching become my way of life? since when did i start walking the edge of a knife? way o...
Posted by jaik guru deva, om on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:01:00 PST

The way it is.

someone once told me, "you know you've moved on when you realize you can leave everything you've ever known without regret." i've learned never to regret, but to learn. does this mean we can only move...
Posted by jaik guru deva, om on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:06:00 PST

too vivid, too real

..> had a dream last night. more of a nightmare really. i was in an airport terminal, boarding a plane to come back to ohio. i don't remember if anyone in the dream had an accent, but the surroundi...
Posted by jaik guru deva, om on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:27:00 PST

Beginnings

Someone once told me that I would know when it was time to move on, as I would be willing to give up everything I have ever had for the chance to achieve everything I have always wanted. Moving on is ...
Posted by jaik guru deva, om on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:17:00 PST

About Me!

I knew something was missing, but I wasn't sure as to what. I felt as though my self-edited html glory was failing in one aspect; and then I knew. I never wrote an About Me. Oh it shall be a glorious ...
Posted by jaik guru deva, om on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

something less profound

Something Less Profound Emerging from a forest blind Departing mediocrity I yearn to weave a world inside A soft familiarity Disheartened by elusive wit & vain attempts at breaking ground I'm sea...
Posted by jaik guru deva, om on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST

I am River Grey

Someone slap the shit out of me. No, seriously. I have been so concerned about trying to renew myself as a person and get back to what matters most in my life that I have neglected a lot of what that ...
Posted by jaik guru deva, om on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST